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# France.
Doing something atypically French.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# washing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)
# France grabbing Italy by the scriff of the neck and giving it a good wash down in the Meditteranean
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Mumbling malevolently in badly painted doorways?
Whoops, thought you said typically.


Welcoming tourists with open arms and thanking them for buying their overpriced salty tat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Now THIS is atypically French.

Then again, the Brits aren't much better with tourists..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I like tourists
Especially when they appear in my town, which they're doing with alarming frequency. WHY? There's nowt in my town but the Roald Dahl museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# i've resent it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I'll check it later then
If I get my phone out now and the manager sees it I'll be in the shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Perhaps it is picturesque?
Central London is always swarming with tourists... I love 'em.

"Ummm... where is... the... Street Oxford?"

"Oh, you need to get off this main road and head up this dark alley over here..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Aylesbury? Pictureque?
Only the old bits.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Well, there you go then.
The tourists are there to see the old bits, and also take in a little Modern British Culture* as well...


*In the loosest possible sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Aylesbury chavs....
Go onto youtube and type in Aylesbury. You'll see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Oh dear...
I dread to think what some of my former residences throw up then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Depolation
Dipalation
Doodiddlyation

(Hair removal)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Depilation...
France has the arms for it as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Sallow, pale thin ones poking out of the most rag-tag jumper you've seen this side of the Red Cross Kabul bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# when they're not laying them down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Touché
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oh I say.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# liddlebitofstereotypingthere
it's odd how it used to have one of the most rampaging and successful armies in the world and now it's just known for surrender
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Shouldn't have got rid of the short-arsed egomaniac...
He'd have told those Americans where to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)