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# Jeremy Clarkson?
Ugh
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I know, I know.
It's like the Lemmy thing, I suppose. But Clarkson's big, which is an important factor as well. Big cantankerous arsehole. Mmmm, lovely (there is something wrong with me).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Big? I never noticed that.
Fancying Clarkson is very very wrong.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I know, I can't help it.
I quite fancy James May as well.

And Hammond.


But mainly Clarkson.


*cries* I'm broken...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Who's James May?
Is there anyone you don't fancy?
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# LOADS OF PEOPLE!
Anne Widdecombe, Condoleeza Rice, Ming Campbell...


He's the other old one off Top Gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Condi is hot as fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# And people call me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Not any more...
Waspy - that's just sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
# back to the roman showers?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# CAPTAIN SLOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# He's got a very nice bottom.
I saw it on that thing he did with Oz Clark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# The wine thingie?
I saw a few episodes of that. My dad is a wine bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Yeah the wine thingie
They had to sit in a jacuzzi and then get hosed down, and he's got a really lovely arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I wouldn't know, as I've never seen it.
I shall take your word for it though...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)
# It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)
# No need to ask which bit of the Venn Diagram he's in then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# In the same bit as Dara O'Brien
Or however it's spelt.

I know, I have the eyes of a blind person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# What about Mark Kermode and Michael Portillo?
I have found both are alarmingly popular...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Kermode yes, but only in full billy gear.
Portillo can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Thank God not Portillo at least...
See, you obviously do have SOME standards. Unlike a friend of mine who thinks he's all of teh sexeh...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Bleurgh.
I wouldn't touch him with yours.


Any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Phil Mitchell is another one she mentioned...
Mrs. Doom has a fondness for the following:

Ethan Hawke
Ed Norton
John Cusack
Other slightly weasely looking men.


I feel deeply flattered by this...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# John Cusack....
There isn't a thing I wouldn't allow him to do to me. He's in the top five.

Ed Norton yes, but only when murderous.
Ethan Hawke yes, but only in Reality Bites.


Phil Mitchell NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
# You have way better taste than my friend then...
That's two of her hotties crossed off now...

The murderous thing is slightly worrying.... Pol Pot?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
# HAHA!
You wish. No, I do not fancy Pol Pot.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I can understand Norton and Cusack
But Hawke is just a bit meh.


NOBODY CAN JUDGE ME, I OFFICIALLY HAVE LADYBITS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)