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# From the 'You shouldn't be allowed to have a tattoo if you're going to get flash' planet?
Sorry, I had an argument about this earlier. Someone asked why I bothered to design tattoos when they've got books full of predesigned ones.

Nevermind that half of my tattooist's flash was designed by me to begin with....


*refluffs* Does it have a robot head, a stanley, a goffik and a xev in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)
# goffik?
do you mean my beloved stiff, kai?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)
# That's the boy
I can NEVER remember his name. Regardless of the inadvised crush I used to have on him. When I thought he looked like Brendan Fraser.

I know, I know. I only got eyes a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# used to have?
i'd still do him now! even with that bizarre bunwig hairstyle, he's the hottest corpse i've ever seen!
i'd do brendan fraser, too. he's the main reason i've seen the mummy more than 10 times...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I've never really understood why Brendan Fraser isn't in a lot more films than he is...
If you see what I mean...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# He's good in Scrubs as Jordan's brother.
Well, was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I've only seen Scrubs a few times.
I would watch it more coz I like it, but our freeview is shite and watching tv on it is like torture...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# My freeview gets like that
every time someone drives past....

The boxsets are dead cheap now...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe Santa will bring me some =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# it's like chocolate
if you eat too much* you go off it. if he was splashed all over telly land, we'd soon get bored of him

*about 6 tons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Ooh, Lexx
\o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# It was so good.
I miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I alternated between "This is so good" and "This is shit!"
With a healthy dash of "I wish she'd get her norks out" =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Add 'I really want that dress' and it's like you're me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Haha, yay!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# yes!
that dress is awesome! did you see the blue fluffy one she wore on xevivor? god, that was almost better than the original!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Oooooh, no, I don't think so.
Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Or if you can't find a picture of the dress...
...link me to a picture of her norks =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# sorry no :(
it was series 4, about episode 10, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Right, I shall endeavour to find out.
I want the boxsets so much... I've got a little space by my Blake's 7....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# have ytou seen series 4?
the last episode made me cry like a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Nope, none of it.
I feel very left out!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i think
you might be able to see it on youtube. the last episode is called yo way yo.
make sure you've got hankies on standby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I like the "preposterous!" school.
"Why on EARTH would you get a tattoo?"

"Er... 'cos I wanted one?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# 'because I consider myself to be more interesting than a blank canvas'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Haha, ^ this
My favourite:

"Have you got many tattoos?"
"Just on my arms at the moment"
"Whatever were you thinking?"
"Er, I was thinking that I like tattoos. I think they look good"
(in amazed voice)"DO you?!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Try being a girl.
It's like I've raped a kitten on their dead grandma's grave or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# What - you mean you haven't?
Wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# someone asked you what?
are they dim?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# He's a 40w person if ever I met one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# yer
Dear Mr van Gogh

Whyever have you painted some sunflowers? I think you'll find that many people have already painted sunflowers. You are a nonsense.

Love
Mr 40w
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Dear Mr Picasso
DUH! EYE IS NOT CHIN!

Love,

Mr 40w
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i thought you mean macromedia flash there for a minute
i was trying to think of how you could get animated tattos
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *waggles arm around*
Like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
#
1. draw frames on pad of post-its
2. stick on arm
3. deploy

5. profit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I only ever get tats that I designed
I not very good at it, but I'm dammed if I'm
going to have someone elses drawing on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I've designed tattoos for people
Usually those of an artistically challenged nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)