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# if you can get him to eat my cat
i'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Hmm I dunno
You'll have to ask SkUG about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:30, archived)
# *CHOMP*
(Yamez is made of gravy, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
# yay!
quick and painless, not to mention virtual!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Exactly!
Just like ALL executions should be!
(Yamez is made of gravy, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:36, archived)
# not all
i'd like catherine tate's to be slow and as painful as possible.
she deserves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# I have to agree with you there.
possibly lots of small *chomps*


Or being dug to death by a rabid mole
(Yamez is made of gravy, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)
# mole!
DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Given that Catherine Tate is so achingly unfunny
I think it might be quite fun to devise a comedy death for her.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# being shagged to death by noel edmonds
should do the trick. him or john mccrirrick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Noel doesn't deserve that kind of punishment.
That is a little too harsh for him.
A little.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# ok, maybe not noel.
how about making her suffocate on pavarotti's decomposing flab?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Bingo.
That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
# just think
of the money to be made selling tickets to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)
# More than what she gets for her "comedy"
Owwwh! *burn*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:19, archived)
# especially
since the laugh track on her show must cost a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)