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# You are all a bunch of unbelievable wussies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# i'm not scared of clowns
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# You're a big hard Scottish sort.
You'd be forcibly expatriated for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# all true
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Frightened of nothing.
Except sunshine and taking off your jumper.

And sobriety *ducks haggis*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *scowls*
titwitch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# That's an excellent word.
And anyway, who's the one with the family of alcoholics? *points at self* exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Not scared of them as such

They're just...evil and icky

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# But WHY?
Are you scared of American football mascots? They're men in novelty suits too.

What about big lovely transvestites?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I really don't know why, but it's not fear
it's just a sense of total wrongness, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# as above - they just bring back unpleasant memories
my first and only trip to the circus as a kid - the place reeked of puke and since then i've always associated clowns with puke.

mimes and living statues i just want to go away (or someone to punch them)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# This is not surprising
as most clowns consist of 76% puke
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)