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[challenge entry] Just your friendly neighbourhood tranny
Spider-Van

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(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Watch ooout, here comes the SPIDER VAAAAAAAAAAN!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# doesn't look like my friendly neighbourhood tranny
his name is keith.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Keith Ludlow?
Tall bloke, has three tits..?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# His friends call him Eezer
and he is the main geezer
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Got any salmon?
LOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOovVerllyyyyyYYyy.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# haha
You should have met Sandra in Hammersmith before he drank himself to death. He was a character.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# haha,
my friendly neighbourhood tranny is was called Eric.

also: *waves to Pasanonic* 'ello you. howdo?

also: oooh, shiny new icon..
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Pfft. =]
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I think i've seen one of those
can't remember where though :\
yay!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# is he a friend of llama man?
llama man, llama man,
does whatever a llama can
he can bleat, he can trot,
he's got everything that a llama's got
look out, here comes the llama man!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# LET'S 'AVE A DINGDONG.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha
haven't heard that one for a while!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Shall I ever tire of it?
 
NAY
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Superpower?
He'll spit in your eye.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# indeed
and coat you in half-digested grass lumps.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
Spider-van, Spider-van
Drives wherever a spider can
Spins a web, fills up with diesel
Catches thieves, its fighting evil
Look out! Here comes the Spider-van!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# llama man needs no diesel!
then again, spider van doesn't spit grassy lumps at you. he also has a roof and a radio, or even a cd player.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I'm sure
I once rode a llama at the zoo that had a cd player and neon
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i once rode
a robotic elephant as a child*. it was very large and motorised. it was only when i asked my mum about it a couple of years ago that i found out it wasn't a real elephant. i felt cheated.

*i was 3
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# that story
makes me sad... but the geek in me thinks cool a robotic elephant!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# i was gutted
i'd been showing off for years about having ridden an elephant.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh that's awesome.
 
woo!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Tranny in red . . .
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)