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# Careful Noel Fielding doesn't try and sue you for copyright infiringement!
the money grabbing whatsit that he is, 3 quid for a fucking screensaver, cheeky sod.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# i think the word you're looking for is
"whore"
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Relevant to my interests
Do tell more plx
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# He has a website for the Moon
where you can buy screensavers (no idea what they are, there are no thumbnails) that cost £3 each.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# He's copyrighted the moon?
I'm only sad I didn't think of it first :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Really?
That's sad if he is. I'd have thought he'd be above that malarkey.

Edit- oh I see. £3?! Fuck sake.

Cost us £65 to get two tickets to see them as well, at the end of this year. They'd best be fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# £65?????
I saw them last march for a tenner.

Oh well, at least a year is enough time for them to WRITE SOME NEW JOKES.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# and songs

and ditch most of the material from the third series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Er, yeah
what the fuck was up with that? I wanted so much to like it, so did Kk. Then after the season was over, we went back and watched some of the first series, and it was like a breath of fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Well, that's what it was.
I haven't seen much of the third series, but I thought it was 'ok'.

Too much reliance on extra characters who were very funny in small doses. Such as Tony Harrison.

And what the fuck happened to the moon? :| It's like Fielding thought "oh, the moon's a cult character now so it will be liked whatever shite I make him say". Wrong, Mr. long hair/face.

I let out an internal cheer when Bob Fossil made an appearence in series 3
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# The moon was shit from the off
I think it made me smirk once.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# butterfish butterfish
butterfish butterfish
frying in a little pan
oily like a mackrel man
white-oily fish-on-a-watercress base
bumstetahlah wah
hampstead heath hampstead heath
hamster
hamstead heath hampstead heath
gerbil.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Ah
I see you've crimped one off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
#
Crimping is overrated. I was CRIMPING BEFORE YO MOMMA GOT HER FIRST PANTIES

/fossil
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# He's funny...
I think on his own though, without the Boosh context, he'd basically be an obnoxious, mentally ill American, shouting random insults. Fine if you're running for government, but not really comedy as such.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Absolutely.
Have you heard him on the DVD commentaries?

He sounds a complete and utterly irritating cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# off camera
they all sound like cocks.

apart from matt berry who has the best voice in the world (its rich, like fine gravy).
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# He's basically a fucking whiner though isn't he
moaning about everything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# is he?
how so?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Read Mr. Toast's post again
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Yeh
The Boosh website is an appalling money trap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# aye, pay for that one and then again at the Moon site
shocking.

Still, I suppose he doesn't expect to be famous for long, so he's making cash while he can
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# True
I doubt I'd be acting any different
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)