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# Rather windy outside here too
Wind is whistling and whooshing about and it's raining too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# It made my door blow
open a bit, and for a minute I thought it was a ghost, but then I realised it wasn't a ghost because there wasn't a ghost there and there
wasn't any corresponding haunting noise like Whooh or Raaumsn or whatever noise it is ghosts make these days, I don't know, I'm not "down with
the kids" and don't know what sort of ghost noises are hip and shizzle these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# "'Sup G" is the accepted greeting.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# "Howz it transpar'n'in'
G man? Got dem Eccy Plasms wi' choo?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Damn spooks be all pushin up on us.
homes
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'm a traditionalist when it comes to ghosts
"Boo", "Woooo" and rattling of chains.
Oh, and that bedroom dream sequence with the lady ghost in Ghostbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Mmm
lady ghost.

I wonder if that's an internet fetish yet...

*checks*

apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Incorporeal Necrophilia
Not sure who gets to sleep in the puddle of ectoplasm though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# This is all new to me.
I really didn't know the ghosts were so down with what's hip and modern. I always figured the extent of their hipness would be whatever was tres chic when they sloughed their mortal coils and whatnot. Like if the Fonz died when he was a teen, he'd be all "aaaaaAAAAAAAAYYYYYyyyyyyyyy" whenever he came a-haunting, instead of all "oooooOOOOOOHHHHhhhhh", right?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Maybe he mixes it up a bit
because he's so cool, right, a bit like OooOoAaaAAaay!

I'd imagine ghosts would want to keep with the times though. Old ways of haunting go out of fashion too.

These days it's all about "Happy ghosting", and catching people on mobile phone when a particularly malicious spirit puts his ghost
cock into someone's ear when they're not looking
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)