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# I found this on some guy's myspace.
 
'You wont believe what I just did! I just stuck my dick in a toaster and it felt like soo cool! Then I called 1-800- toaster cock and they sent me a free macys gift card that I can use to pay totally 'hawt gurlz' to strip on their webcamZ for me! like ohhhh shit! ahahaha..'

MAYBE HE WILL BE MY FRIEND
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)
# OH MY
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# what's that thing? that thing that I'm paid to do when I come here?
oh yeah, work.

I was totally gonna do some of that today.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Once you've finished sticking your dick in the toaster.
Priorities!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I am glad this song's still in the live set.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Fad Gadget meets DeadMilkmen?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)
# hehheheh.
 
I must have raved on to you about the Gurge at some point.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regurgitator

unfortunately their old site's no longer updated but the myspace page is current.. see also the recent vids I linked below.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I do think you were where I had heard of them from.

Good a place as any.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)
# thats not it,
he just watched 2crabs1cup.com for the first time
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)
# awwwwwww
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# KRABFLUFF!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:36, archived)
# I like their old stuff better than their new stuff
;-)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I WILL LICK YOUR ASSHOLE.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:49, archived)