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# Yeah, dripping and covered in what appears to be worcestershire sauce.
I'm now only boots and jacket away from full-on, proper pirate costume. I've got the underbust corset, the shirt, the britches and obviously the hat.

Edit- if pirates are allowed to wear stiletto boots I have the boots as well. But that's hardly conducive to sea legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# What about the peg leg?
And the scurvy?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# And the hook of course
and the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I don't have a peg leg.
Or scurvy.


On my ship there are neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# There's just no commitment these days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *hacks off leg*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Well you do that
but I'm perfectly happy having two lovely pins of my own, that aren't made out of something likely to become infested with worms (I pick at stuff too much as it is).

Much better for wrapping around the Captain-Jack lookalike that is Manwife. He tried on my hat at the weekend, I almost fell over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# yar
you'd get your heels stuck in the oakum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Talk like a red indian day?
How, Nibus On Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Known to the Cherokee as
One-Hand-Typing.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Boom boom.
boom, let me hear you say way-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# um...
way-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# 'Smy nobble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# how, Captain Heap Wowing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Howum was weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# it was um good
the Kosovan plasterer has finished plastering
and I successfuly looked at 137 Russian wiring diagrams

/weekend diary sounds like secret code blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It does, actually.
I watched my stupid dumb boy mates play Rainbow BASTARD six on MY bloody PS3, and then yesterday I watched far too much Top Gear and ate loads of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I love bacon, me
and its stripy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)