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road map £2.99 from the garage

learn to read a fucking map and plan where you are going before you leave you unorganized fop.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

i can read a map

i wasn't actually driving, it was my cousin. she can drive down the motorway with her head in the gove box, looking for cds, but she can't or won't use a map.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

pah

cds are child's play

the M6 with an A2 road map on your lap is much more interesting

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

that sounds fun

we usually drive to the lakes, then get utterly lost, have a joint or three and spend the rest of the day findfg our way home. most relaxing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

A2 sized or A2 the actual A road?

cos either would be interesting on anyones lap

(Spikey, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

a2 sized

my passenger may have been awake at that point, but was less useful than when he'd been asleep

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

I see your road map and raise you a very hot Cornish pasty,

whilst changing the song on my PSP and driving with my knees on the M1.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

now that's

driving!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

I'm very big and my car's very small so I tend to drive with my knees.

It's more comfortable. And bare foot too.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

bugger

i want a pasty now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

Mmm me too. From the Real Cornish Pasty Co.

They're so delicous. Greg's do a pretty decent one now too. Nice and hot aswell. Shame about the staff.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

sausage rolls are best

straight out of the oven, they're gorgeous!
i'm staying up all night, so i'll probably make some risotto :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

How come? I should be going soon, I've got a Physics exam

in the morning, but I'm too awake and hungry now.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

2 years on slimming pills

that are basically hospital-grade speed. they've taken me off them and my sleep pattern is messed up. the only way i can get up early for an appointment on friday is to do a thru-shift tonight, go to bed early tomorrow, then have 2 days of well-timed sleep.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

greggs is shit

Sayers is where it's at

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

there's a sayers by my mate's house

someone has sprayed "greggs is better" on the shutters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

~~someone~~ poor people with no tastebuds

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

heheh

i tend not to eat from either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)

bastard

although, if it was that hot you'd just left the services, and i did used to change my MDs regularly on the M6/M5 (no cameras between brum and bristol :D) but tended not to have the snack

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

Haha mini discs!

It was still pretty toasty once I was on the motorway properly.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)