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# Bumgay-Newman
Got married, double barrelled the name.

It's the kids I feel sorry for.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pffff
*sympathises*

/double-barrelled name blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# My kids will have double-barrels
because my father's surname dies with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# My surname dies with me
because all my children are female.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ^this
except I haven't got any kids and probably never will have
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I would ask how old you are
but that would be rude.

So instead, I shall do a little jig for you.

*jig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# you know how I old I am, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I have no idea.
I'm guessing at around 26/7, but I'm probably wrong, I usually am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ha
no, I'm 35
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Bloody hell, you look good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# What is it?
I hope it's "Batman!"
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Harmon.
Not exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# My surname is "Day"
and I hope to marry a Miss Trape.

Merry Christmas, from Mr & Mrs Day-Trape


none of the above is true
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Naaaaah, you want to marry someone who is called
Miss Oh.


DAAAAAY-OH. Daaaaaay-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# well I do "Wanna go home"
now where's that tally man, these bananas won't tally themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *grabs face*
*smashes into table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# play nice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)