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# This is ace, you're like my extra storage for when my head gets full.
My dress will be more dress-like, you understand. There's a corset involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Did someone say "corset"?
Tell us more!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It'll be a K Lamont original in green velvet.
think Arwen, now make her ginger and add tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Would you all excuse me for a few minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# don't use the cubicle on the left
very humid in there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
well done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# :D
Photos and/or vectors depending how busy vectory people are will be available soon after we've got back off the third honeymoon. If we have money for all three.

We want to do

Jersey, for the niceness
St Lucia, so manwife can introduce me to the family that can't make it over
and Antarctica, because I want to go to Antarctica, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not so good at visuallizing
Do you have any helpful photos or links?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Not really, it's not been made yet.
And I haven't got married yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# big boobs + corset
= oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Are you referring, perhaps, to the "Muffin Top" effect?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# The plan is to get manwife to fuck up his vows and fall over.
It's MY wedding day, I get to decide how funny it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'll crouch down behind him
You 'bump into' him with your portruding corseted goodies

Comedy Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yaaaay!
It's going to be lovely, I've got 4 best mates and:

one is making the dress
one is making the rings, and conducting the ceremony
one's a bridesmaid
one's the best man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# When does it all happen?
I wasn't aware you were to be wed - congrats to you and the future manwife!

Do we still get to lust after the good captain in our hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Of course.
And when we can afford it- we're working on getting married autumn/winter of next year. At Tutbury Castle, in Burton On Trent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That's really great!
Now don't do like me and my lovely young bride did and get knocked up early. We ended up moving our wedding from our preferred autumn date to a chilly snowy January date (18 years ago this coming Sunday, in fact), and my mother in law insisted to her friends that our first-born was three months premature. At 8+ pounds? Yeah, right!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Ah, I don't think my mother in law would care.
I know my mum wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Then you have my blessing
now kiss my ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I said RING, not THING!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# All you need now is a fiancé
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah, that man I'm living with won't be pleased.
I think he fancies me. He keeps shagging me, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)