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# I once plucked my scrotum completely bald with a pair of tweezers
It felt great - and took weeks to grow back
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i shaved my balls
it itched like a motherfucker for a week while growing back.

then six months later i did it again just for good measure.

it itched that time as well.

mrs thor told me never to do it again because all i did was scratch my balls.

now i only scratch my balls half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha
yes, itchy scrote is bad. Also had a bit of razor burn... bit of aftershave should do the job...

no.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# yes, aftershave
as it'll make your balls sting like a motherfucker.

i don't bother with it now, i shave normally with a straight razor and there is no way that is going anywhere near my ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# well, I wouldn't say "stings"
It stung a bit at first, but then the scrotum felt as if it was on fire before petering out to a dull sticky warm and uncomfortable itch.

I don't even shave my face anymore. I have a big* beard now.

* - well, biggish
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# the first time I shaved mine with my flatmates clippers...
somehow my scroteskin got caught in the fucking teeth of the clippers. There is no expressing the terror I felt.

Explaining the scab to my lady friend was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# been there.
Well, not literally.

I also managed to cut a "V" in my scrote with a pair of very sharp scissors. I swear it didn't stop bleeding for a month. I had to wear a hastily constructed toilet paper panty liner.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# dixons man menstruation!

*calls work*

sorry i'm not coming in, time of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# haha
I've come very close to the said scissor problem, just managed to stop the blades in time. Gave me a nasty nip though.

I don't think I have the patience anymore, we'll see, depends on the calibre of my next girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I know your pain..
It's that little seam that runs round the middle - am I right? In fact I know I'm right.

Stupidest place to put a seam ever. There's nowt better than having your scrote-bag all smooth then clapping it about on your thighs...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I love your style
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Trust you to enjoy it.
Maybe I'm doing THAT wrong as well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# bald balls do feel very nice until the growing back in begins
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# NO BALD BALLS
I like a hairy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# fret ye not fair maiden
for i am of the caste of men who cannot be arsed with such prunage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# This.
Tag team time, Dixy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You hum it, I'll play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It goes
'tum, tum tee tum tum, rape dbroon, tum tee tum taaaa'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# haha
yay! I'm not sure how it works. Should I take up some sort of position?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Just shut your eyes and try not to think of
searing



flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I prefer the "smear person from head to toe in toothpaste and hang them in front of a big fan" approach to bondage
Effective and comical.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# what happens exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh aaallll riiiiight
Only because it's your turn. At least wear the Fred West mask I so carefully embroidered for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Fred West??
I asked for a JOHN West mask - made of tuna
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# But that won't match my Rose West mask.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
the thought of a tuna mask pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)