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# bread hats
are the wave of the future
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)
# edible clothing FTW!
not like the edible underwear, thats not very good, but top hats constructed out of breadsticks and babybels!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)
# What of salami trousers?
Or clogs made from wheels of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# for fake salami trousers
simply wear your own trousers constantly for 6 weeks without washing either them or yourself. all of the skanky smell, none of the meaty ooze!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# edible underwear is, indeed, rank
however, i wouldn't say no to a meat helmet, first modeled by dr.evil...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# with a visor constructed from pancetta
and horns of sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# sausage horns ftw!
you must accessorise with the chicken shoes and carp handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)
# a lettuce bowtie
and a sugar monacle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# a sugar monocle?
not man enough for the onion ring pince-nez?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pah!
onion ring? a real man wears raw onion spectacles and pop rock dentures
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i meant rings
of raw onion. the pop rock dentures go without saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:26, archived)
# "why have you glued meat to your face?"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# meat face!
not to be confused with meat paste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)