Hello - I'm a Londoner.As you know, we're all world-renowned for our friendliness, so, when I'm having a cigarette outside my faceless corporate building, you know that I'll be only too pleased to ACT AS A FUCKING TOURIST INFORMATION CENTRE.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:12,
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Londoners are (in general) such utter shits.50% yuppie scum, 49% chav scum. 1% human.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:18,
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(all the yuppies live in Surrey)
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:27,
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I think your mistakenWorking in the centre of London I would say I am more 70% yuppie scum, 29.5% chav scum and 0.5% human,
and 100% richer than you, don't you know!
*runs to check bank balance*
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:29,
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and 100% richer than you, don't you know!
*runs to check bank balance*
richer, but I doubt happier.:D
And I meant 1 % of Londoners are human. Not 1% of each Londoner.
edit- hang on, I live in Buckinghamshire. That's where all the rich people who work in London come back to. Well, some of them.
(And I meant 1 % of Londoners are human. Not 1% of each Londoner.
edit- hang on, I live in Buckinghamshire. That's where all the rich people who work in London come back to. Well, some of them.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:33,
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Not that rich either reallyI admit it, I have to eat Boots Meal Deals to afford my over inflated London mortgage.
*sobs quietly*
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:36,
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*sobs quietly*
I'm not in any way rich.But I don't need to be, I've got everything I need.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:45,
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Well fuck you, then.Thanks for judging me on where I live.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:36,
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You're ever so welcome.Thanks for forgetting that this may be a website where people say things in jest. Christ, you can joke about rape, incest, child kidnapping, death, disability, racism, sexism, homophobia etc, but you can't make a sweeping statement in jest against Londoners.
Am I meant to think you're all lovely people now or something? Because I must say, you've convinced me. Sweet and friendly.
Oh, and by the way, most people on here judge Americans on where they live. Or is that different?
(Am I meant to think you're all lovely people now or something? Because I must say, you've convinced me. Sweet and friendly.
Oh, and by the way, most people on here judge Americans on where they live. Or is that different?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:42,
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I don't judge AmericansI don't judge anyone. I'd thank you to return the effort.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:13,
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