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Hahahahahahahahhaha

Oh how I want to email this to lots of cunts i've never had the displeasure of knowing, yet have to live amongst with their lethal tanks

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

No word of a lie

There's a school at the bottom of my road and I've seen them load up their kids into their Chelsea Tractors and DRIVE about 10 doors down to the school and offload them again.
Makes my blood boil, it does.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

wankers.

I think anyone that drives to school is a wanker. I send mine in a taxi.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

I knew a couple of people who got a taxi from the train station to school.

To be fair it was a good 5 minute walk.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

I used to walk a mile to school in the morning

only time I took motor transport was to go to high school, that was because it was in the closest town that was about 10 miles away.
And I only got picked up by child abusers 15 times. Small price to pay for my health.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

Only 15?

Must have been an ugly child.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

i used to ride my bike to school every morning

i was a little psychotic about it, i HAD to ride my bike, even in the snow. I felt naked without knowing my bike was waiting for me after school was out

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

Taxi?

I use a limo.

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spaceage, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

aww.

please come and ride in my Warrior little boy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Oh gawd

he's off again.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

haha.

real men are only judged by cubic capacity ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

My dad drives a 7.2 litre four by four

but he lives in Ontario in Canada, where the snow is like five foot deep at times

I don't have a problem with the 4x4, just in areas like Highgate in London, where you really have to be a complete cunt to drive one

given the motor industry has just spent twenty years making the saloon safer when it impacts humans, the fashion in 4x4 cars has just blown all this away

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

I think my main problem with them is the 'aesthetically pleasing' metal bars you can get mounted on the front.

You know, just around head height for a child.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

So what happens when I

hit a cow? You want me to die?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

They may have a purpose in the countryside,

but they have no place in a town or city.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

But, and this is just an idea,

one has a car in order to move from the countryside into town, or vice versa.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

I did consider that and hoped noone would notice.

My point still stands for people travelling purely within a city.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

I'd have one of these

just to leave in my garage. It could keep my bikes company.
tinyurl.com/2u8tex

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

Nice!

I want a 130 with a 110 estate body and a 20" pick-up.

I also cannot afford a pasty.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

fair enough.

I live here. And to be honest I won't even take the beemer into london let alone a 4x4.

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Home-58066445

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

Yep

4x4 country, rural roads at the very least are a bit wonky, I have experienced a ditch in Wales coming off a 750cc bike

But this issue really erks me; i'm not some environmental nutter, it just completely stuns me how selfish certain elements of middle-class society can be with their choice of urban vehicle. The school run? 4x4's basically kill kids forwards at least at 25mph, and yet they feel safer. Reeks of selfish wanker to me.

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

I like being up higher.

That said, I don't understand the school run at all.

On the few occasions that I have used the car (because I am either late coming back from somewhere or going straight to somewhere from school) I find it takes longer than walking because there are so many Chelsea tractors blocking the roads.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

I have 'inappropriate vehicle choice' stickers placed on my Delica all the time.

It pisses me right off - it is an entirely appropriate vehicle choice for me.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)