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# You don't get people called Milt any more.
Same as Doris. The name survives thousands of years from the Greeks, and we decide in the 1960s that it's too old fashioned.


Oh I hope I'm right, but I can't be bothered to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I'm going to seriously put Milt forward
for my first born son.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# It'd be probably short for Milton.
And the reason we like that name so much, apart from old family friends is because you stole his stapler...ought to burn this place down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I know, I used to live on Milton Road
so would be a nice homage. Not sure the girlfriend would like it though.

Fuck it, we could always get married if it means bringing a Milt into the world.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# not in portsmouth?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hertfordshire :-)

You reckon I've got a shot with the capp'n?

Think about it, a small army of pirate-ninjas all with cool names like Milt.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# you can try...
but i bet you'll be walking the plank before long!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ooooh where in Herts?
No can do on the nicking me front, I'm afraid, I've got a mortgage with manwife now so I'm monetarily tied to his arse forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That was in Ware nr Hertford
I've moved away, but recently come back to the area. It's home. You from round these parts then?

Give me a shout if manwife suddenly becomes broke and your house is repossesed. I make a mean chicken curry.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Ah, I live in Bucks but I work in Tring.
Will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *bums place down*
nings lovely, everything ok?

*looks around*

There's a fucking TERRIBLE stink in here.

*eyes everyone suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# it's not me!
it's still the first few hours of work...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hello sweetie!
It's the city love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)