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# Guess Who?
one of our b3tans has been oldified (yes its a real word) do you know who it is?


(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Holy shuddering shit
Warn me first, I'm eating my breakfast!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Victorian dock worker
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Jurgen Prochnow
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Now you're just putting Das Boot in ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *unlimbers spanging pan*
*measures runup*
*charges*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# isn't that Mr Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Nope.
Mr Dixon has not been tangoed.

edit- unless the person in question's surname IS Dixon. That'd be a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
# ergh!
what a wrinkly ugly git!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# and all the ginge as well
he must be using 'just for men' beard and moostach dye.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# haha!
hang on.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It's you innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# indeedy pretty lady!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# to be honest I don't really care who it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
# You cared enough to post....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# no that's more to do with me having nothing better to do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I can think of tonnes of stuff.
Both one- and two-handed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# that's why you're the Captain
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# One of the many and varying reasons.
Not least of which the one being 'she owns a tricorner hat'.

Probably least of which is 'She's not scared of actually dressing like a pirate in public.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I have done that :D
And i'd do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Nothing beats the two handed wank.
Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I find sex does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Eagle wouldn't know...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Oooooh, you minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I stand by my original statement.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# saucer of milk
for table three if you please
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Mmm, delicious milt!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I like mint milt!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I like milf milt
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# You don't get people called Milt any more.
Same as Doris. The name survives thousands of years from the Greeks, and we decide in the 1960s that it's too old fashioned.


Oh I hope I'm right, but I can't be bothered to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I'm going to seriously put Milt forward
for my first born son.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# It'd be probably short for Milton.
And the reason we like that name so much, apart from old family friends is because you stole his stapler...ought to burn this place down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I know, I used to live on Milton Road
so would be a nice homage. Not sure the girlfriend would like it though.

Fuck it, we could always get married if it means bringing a Milt into the world.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# not in portsmouth?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hertfordshire :-)

You reckon I've got a shot with the capp'n?

Think about it, a small army of pirate-ninjas all with cool names like Milt.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# you can try...
but i bet you'll be walking the plank before long!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ooooh where in Herts?
No can do on the nicking me front, I'm afraid, I've got a mortgage with manwife now so I'm monetarily tied to his arse forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That was in Ware nr Hertford
I've moved away, but recently come back to the area. It's home. You from round these parts then?

Give me a shout if manwife suddenly becomes broke and your house is repossesed. I make a mean chicken curry.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Ah, I live in Bucks but I work in Tring.
Will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *bums place down*
nings lovely, everything ok?

*looks around*

There's a fucking TERRIBLE stink in here.

*eyes everyone suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# it's not me!
it's still the first few hours of work...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hello sweetie!
It's the city love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# A packet of crisps beats nothing
Therefore, a packet of crisps beats the two handed wank
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# So you've not tried the three?
Takes some beating.
(roughly 45 seconds of beating. Or smoothly, around 2 minutes)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# misery guts.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I'm actually quite cheery today
yaaay let's all stick our photos through a face changer
morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# lets do
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# not..do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# do
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# dee dee ba doobee doo doo
dee ba doodoodoo
diddle dooby doo doody doodoo
dee doobydooby dooby doodoo deedoo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# scooby dooby doo, where are you?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I always knew you loved scat
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Tis Hamsterdance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Now there's a mental image I didn't need.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *jazz style dances*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *jazzercises*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *cazzerjises*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# it's certainly not the sort of thing
that should take up precious new threads all day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning Prod :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ning pot :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# just cos it's you!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Because I am a cunt.
(Procligy69 tomy testosterone tits, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Pffft!
Petty childish things like this make me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Capt Wow?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Beard's in no way luxurious enough to be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Plus you have the red as an option
not acurse:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *flicks hair*
it's TITIAN when it's on girls. Adds to the distinction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# haha!!
TITAN wow!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# She's no moon...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Oldified
Verb: To render something in an instrumental celtic-fusion style.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Where the fuck is 'oldified' a proper word?
Do they have schools?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Everyone knows that it is
oldificated.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Quite so.
That's him toldified.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# in the unwritten dictionary...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Looks like a mardy bastard,
Mictoboy?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I saw that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I know,
I am not going to rise to it, I have just had a Gaz and so un-ignored him to look, and have seen that, indeed, he is posting after every single image I post.

I do not know why he feels the need, but I was pissed off for a bit - there are several examples of threads which I missed because of it, but I am not going to bite, I am going to put him back on ignore and leave it be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# fair dos
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It's just boring now
Apparently I have the cheek to criticise his photoshops, but I have had him on ignore for about 18 months now. How the fuck has he kept it up this long?

Anyway, I'll post under a silly alias and then put him back on ignore.

Back to normal.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# you're only lying to yourself monkeyboy!

But just drawing a shape and adding some stock eyes and teeth is art as long as you have your own font.
(Pedantichrist, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:07)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Actually, to be fair, I often see his work in the popular board or on the front page and it is normally good, he is really quite talented,
Why he wastes his life posting after me, I do not know.

Maybe it's a PW thing?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# oh no I'll have to say something nice about you now


ya Cock!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# lol

Cock!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# mardy? well sometimes.
Dont tell him i said that, he will beat me!
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
#
you're a dead man....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Yay!
*fucks Captain Pennis D. McPennis's corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# take it easy!!
save some for the rest of us!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# And wait til it's cold
otherwise it doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Benjy!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Woo Yay to Geoff the Clownfish.......Yes it is Benjy!!
And a Woo for Prodigy69 it was morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/

Ahhh Benjy is walking towards me with the stick again!!!
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *whacks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Prof Kenny something?
been in the sun too long
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Pfft!
Ivesy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# What madness is this?
It's clearly Mrs Trellis
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# So it is!
I forgot she has to shave every morning!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# 'tis ivesb innit?
thats cool and rather scary, how've you done that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)