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# For Captain Wow


Click for bum-size
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please....
WOO!

I really, really wish I had talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# but you do
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Pfft, not of this nature.
I don't think we can count suction, cooking and sewing as b3ta-friendly skills...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# well im counting them
as well as your other "talents" rarr
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ohhh, yes sir.
See, everyone thinks I'm hard to control, but they're not doing it right. Now punch me in the face and tell me I'd better not scream or you'll cut me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# 0_0
That's no way to treat a Lady-person. I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I feel uncomfortable about it too, but she loves it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I'm sure commanding a pirate ship takes a rich and varied skill set.
Or it is just drinking rum and shouting 'Aaaaaaaaar!' a lot?
(And if so, where do I sign up?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I don't drink too much rum.
Wenches to attend to, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# the rest of us drink the rum while watching you attend to the wenches*



*except for teetotal weirdos like me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It's mainly just sailing 'round and 'round the Isle of White.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ARRRR YOU'VE GOT A WOMANS LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# like two hosepipes propping up a beanbag :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This isn't about my legs, I have got good legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# He keeps 'em in the icebox
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Indeed.
And her head's in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)