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# Shit.
;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Tapered . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# branflakes
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Truffles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Do you know why shit is tapered like that?
So your asshole doesn't slam shut after.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Clap . . . clap . . . applaud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I saw that joke written on a toilet wall in 1987
Except they had spelt it "tappered"

edit: 21 years ago?? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I thought that was spattered.
Mind you, that works. Do you know why shit is spattered like that? 15 pints of Guinness mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Will Guinness spatter alone or does it need a pork scratching/crisps active ingredient?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# And it was old then . . .
tappered does take on a hole different meaning . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hooray for old jokes
How else would we convince the young 'uns that we're comedy geniuses?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# That's right . . .
pass it on down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)