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# I am tempted to just stay awake, but that would be silly
As there is nothing on TV now =[
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)
# there's everything on on the internet though
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# But the internet is a dick.
It said I won an Audi the other day, and those pills promised to make me hard as a rock, and shoot like an elephant.

THE INTERNET IS FULL OF LIES.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)
# I worked at a place that sold those pills
there was talk of a distance contest for awhile.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Clearly a misprint.
 
It should've been hard like an elephant, shoot like a rock.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Like Mohammad Ali.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# STING LIKE A MANTA RAY.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I just started working the night shift and it's my day off
I'm gonna be up till like 9 in the morning. It's 11 right now.

I have no tupping clue what to do with myself.

I'd go to Atlantic City if I had any dough.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Do it.
FUCKING DO EEEEET.

Everyone has six mortgages these days.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# haha
maybe I will

Philly has shitty slot machines now, maybe I'll do that.

Ooo, or loose some money to some pool sharks.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I used to be scared to swim after I heard the term "pool shark"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)