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# That'd be awesome.
C'mere.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you leave me face alone.
if anyone is going to cut my face up it'll not be stoned pirate! here i draw a line!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *looks at line*
*looks at Tom*



*lunges*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *parrys*
*counters*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Fucking fencing.
*punches, restrains and knocks out*

You're my wife now.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# this is is like boarding school all over again.
weirdly familiar...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *slashyfuntime*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# games lessons
right i need to go to hospital before the ladywoman is home. in a bit
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hospital?
eh?

You're not allowed to be ill.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i've got a weird uncomfortable chest pain
and i'm an incredibly heavy smoker. these are not goo together...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh dear.
Well, good luck. Let us know how you get on. How old are you?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 20
so its probably nothing. but still...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well that's something to take comfort in.
*worries*

do let us know.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i shall, no worries
i'll be back in a couple of hours so i'll keep you posted.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Good.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# argh
I did fencing at boarding school - the teacher was a midget
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I enjoyed fencing.
Where else can you stab people you don't like and get away with it?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# alleys?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's a good idea.
*lurks with killing knife at the ready*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# rookie mistake
you've chosen a well lit alley.
a dark alley is what you're after
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)