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# Now a new one.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# It's Richard E Grant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I haven't seen that in years.
I wish they'd repeat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# was on film 4 a few months ago
I watched some of it
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Was it? Arse
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
#
tinyurl.com/2gh2nn
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Ooooh!
Aren't you a duckie, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# only on Saturdays.
I suggest that you get withnail as well and have a Grantfest with manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I still don't own Withnail.
if we have a Grantfest I have to watch Jack and Sarah, and I shall cry buckets.

I didn't watch one film this past weekend, it's WEIRD. But I'm going to see AVP2 tomorrow night, which is FUCKING EXCITING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Aww.
I was laughing my tits off at AVP which was on the tellybox last night. I had forgotten how utterly poor that was.
Sadly I have to report that AVP requiem has not improved the franchise any. You however might be able to maintain enough of that excitement to carry you through. I just thought it was shit.
/critic blog.

What was fantastic was 'No country for old men'. That was abso-fucking-lutely shit hot. Charlie Wilson's war comes highly recommended too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I watched No Country last night
it was a fucking masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# If there is an Oscars
and its a big 'if' I believe, then this should win everything including the cuddly toy raffle.
The baftas are going to get swamped by 'Atonement' which I could not even be arsed to see to the end. Wife enjoyed it I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I haven't seen it, but there's a nice dress in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I didn't like it
as I felt like I was watching the whole film through the filmmakers cross hairs aimed at a little gold man.

I don't think I'm really pulling for anything to win this year other than Persepolis.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I can't watch Charlie Wilson's War now.
I listen to Alex Jones at the weekend, and he included it in one of his rants.

Fuck I love Alex Jones.

I don't really care if it's good or not, I love the xenomorphs and predators too much to care. I'm going purely from a 'isn't that fucking beautiful' standpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I fully understand.
I'm a huge Geiger fan.
Don't know what the tubby Welsh warbler had to say about CWW but I think its a film worthy of a look. Especially for our younger viewers as it gives some insight into how our American cousins were policing the world long before most of the world was aware of it as they are today. Its a good personal story as well as Wilson makes a journey from himself to the man he became ( if that makes sense ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Wrong Alex Jones.
www.infowars.com/

American political commentator with a serious temper.

And I will have a Harkonnen chair one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ah sorry.
speed reading and slow thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aled_jones
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# both excellent films, well said that man
'No Country' certainly deserves all the praise it's getting,

and I've finally found a Tom Hanks film in 'Charlie Wilson's War' where I actually like his character, although - for me at least - Phillip Seymour Hoffman steals the show in every scene he's in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# yes. Wasn't he fantastic
and what's even better is do you not think that it is great that there was a CIA spy that could have actually been like that?
Mind you my father had dealings with the company in the 80's. We had a ship-breaking firm and a couple of years were spent breaking Russian factory trawlers. These two guys used to come regularly from an American 'chandlers' and buy all sorts of shitty, 30-50 year old electronics equipment. ( they were looking for evidence of arctic spy ships from the early cold war ). What I remember mostly about them was that they took our family out for meals every night and bought me cases and cases of bourbon whilst amexing it all and saying "don't worry, Ronnie's paying". No word of a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# aye, I watched that too
but I can't watch any Predator thing without thinking "Terence Trent d'Arby"

therefore there was much mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# concurs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7977141
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
#
I ♥ Boils
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Best of all the non-threatening socially dampening skin ailments?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# 'ning all
i was the incredibly unfortunate owner of two abcesses either side of my mouth over summer. i've never been in as much pain, ever. i cou;dn't open my mouth properly for about three weeks because they couldn't lance it as it was on my face and wuld leave a scar. 'orrible it were. I looked like john merrick.

what a pleasent first post of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I'd have lanced them for you, on the inside of your cheeks.
Or on the outside, you'd only have little scarns that could easily go away with bio oil etc.

Doctors are such wussies. Come here, I've got this scalpel thing *holds over lighter*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ewww
ain't no lancing inside my mouth. i should have just gone all out and got ichy the killer scarring.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# That'd be awesome.
C'mere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you leave me face alone.
if anyone is going to cut my face up it'll not be stoned pirate! here i draw a line!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *looks at line*
*looks at Tom*



*lunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *parrys*
*counters*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Fucking fencing.
*punches, restrains and knocks out*

You're my wife now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# this is is like boarding school all over again.
weirdly familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *slashyfuntime*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# games lessons
right i need to go to hospital before the ladywoman is home. in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hospital?
eh?

You're not allowed to be ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i've got a weird uncomfortable chest pain
and i'm an incredibly heavy smoker. these are not goo together...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh dear.
Well, good luck. Let us know how you get on. How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 20
so its probably nothing. but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well that's something to take comfort in.
*worries*

do let us know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i shall, no worries
i'll be back in a couple of hours so i'll keep you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# argh
I did fencing at boarding school - the teacher was a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I enjoyed fencing.
Where else can you stab people you don't like and get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# alleys?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's a good idea.
*lurks with killing knife at the ready*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# rookie mistake
you've chosen a well lit alley.
a dark alley is what you're after
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# And just before lunch time too.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ooh sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Ah, it'll be alright.
I have a strong stomach.
Takes a lot to keep me away from food
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i'm usually ok
apart from one time i was eating tomato soup and i got goatse'd. i stopped eating soon after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Just to clarify, do you mean you saw goatse,
or you personally were goatseed?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# SAW GOATSE SAW GOATSE!
just to clarify...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ah right, that's not so bad.
Still not pleasant though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# not at all.
especially looking into my bowl and seeing a big red circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# SORE GOATSE, SORE GOATSE!
just to scarify
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahah!
This is excellent. Manwife once got a spot on his back that was MASSIVE, and it'd been hurting all day and I got to pop it.


It's not sick to enjoy popping other people's spots, especially when they're as fucking AWESOME as this one was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# My girlfriend actively hunts out spots on me to squeeze.
No matter how much it hurts me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# This is exactly me.
Be a big brave boy and remember we'll think you're a wuss otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I don't care,
I don't like being in pain and dribbling pus.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Shouldn't have spots then.
We can't help it, we need to squeeze.

Manwife gets upset if I try and do stuff to him when he's doing important things like inking (graphic artist, not squid).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# fancy being this guy's girlfriend?
Seriously gross video involving a boil
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I can't see at work
but is that the one with the guy with a cyst on his back that just keeps giving?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# no
it's a huge boil on the chin that comes out in stringy bits
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ooooh!
Not seen that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't a wine gum?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Wine gums don't have pus in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You sure?
Then I haven't been eating just winegums then....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Stop getting stuff out of the bins at the hospital.
I've told you before, they're not wine gums, they're bags of cyst contents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# don't tell him to stop!!
i need the income!
GET YOUR 'CRISPS'!! 10P A BAG!
NOT SKIN FLAKES AT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oooh, that'sch a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ooook you're not going to put that skin in your mouth are you?
you did.
thats just gross.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I have to watch the Austins again.
I love shit films.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Oh you'll eat bags of pus and blood
but a little skin's bokeworthy?

You're sick, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# you'd be suprised how often I hear that...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I reckon never.
That'd be a suprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Thems is Mini Kievs
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Numnumnum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
eek!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# How to get ahead in Comic strip appearing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Open your miiinnndddd, open your miiinnnnnddddd!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Start the reactor
Quaaaaaiiiid
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Haha !
Eww !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# haha!!
it's like that x files episode in the circus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Oooh like Harry Potter
Oh, I'm so tragic I have saddened myself.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *throws sheet over ivv*
there you go dear...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's a manitu!
Fucking lance it!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# O.o'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# in the third panel, the guy on the left looks like Amy Sedaris from Strangers With Candy
that said... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I think
This gets resolved as something to do with: Little broter being sat on and chewing gum. Well that or and interdimensional monster herer to steal our fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# LOL!
Feckin marvelous! As always! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)