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# a mythical land of dragons
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I bloody looked there...!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# did you have the right side tho !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *panics*
Bloody asymmetric women.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# you need this
www.amazon.co.uk/Make-Your-Own-Toys-Yourself/dp/1905102941/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=gateway&qid=1200922502&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# My sister is so absolutely getting this for her birthday.
Have you made one?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# no, but i'm tempted now you can view some of the pages
if i had a man i'd think nothing out making a hole in a pumpkin for him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Sharp seeds.
The pomegranate is best.

/says too much blog
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# is it not a big small tho.
i do like the look of the knitted bondage head gear in that book. very understated.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah. Er.
The GIANT pomegranate is best. The REALLY BIG ONE! 14" across.

Etc.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha Customer Reviews
"I soon found myself returning to traditional methods- a king-sized tub of lard and a rubber glove is more than enough for me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# YAY !
heheheheheheehehehheehehehehhehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# an ultra compact flat?
wot, like a bungalow?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# when i find a lady willing to let me near their mimsy i'll find out for you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# i wonder if it's fully furnished or not.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# gas fired central heating?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# shower, bath or both?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hot and cold running
fully fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# also is it like a rainbow...whereby
you get to the end of it and theres a pot of gold or something.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# the big boys told me if you rub it a genie come out
i can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# so you're excited then at the thought of rubbing a clit ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Mmmmm. Clits.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# clits on toats !!!!11!"!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# i want my 3 wishes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# but what are they ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# gob tits arse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# in that order ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# There are more challenging orders.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yeah, why have i got this foreplay thing all wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# because it's bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Your map's wrong.
Its about 75 miles North-West of there - close to Burnley.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'll buy her a plane ticket
the next time she blows me.

I'll let you know how that goes over.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)