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# *retaliates with vigour*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *takes bets*
cap'n's favourite at 5-4

mongy crawls in at 18-1
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ooohhhhhh, fawns panders cliques
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# No, I'm just harder than you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# no honest it is because you are a women who posts alot
i've seen a few come and go on here
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I am a women?
I can't help my gender.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# no you can't, i'm not being shitty
nowt against any women on b3ta
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I should think not.
We women are marvellous beasties. We've got food sources, creche facilities and 3 different types of real-feel stimulus. All on board, as standard.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# well yeh
the norks do edge it with the betting public

i don't set the odds, i just calculate em then run off with the punters' money before they try and claim
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# bollocks
said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud
AGAIN
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# mongychops might have fantastic moobs for all you know
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i may have fantastic cosmetic tits that i paid good money for
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'm going down the 'grow your own' avenue myself.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# win
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# what about a really big cock ?
would that match up to a pair of norks ? (not literally obviously..that'd just be weird)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# On a male dominated forum, it probably won't stand up to breast I'm afraid.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# what if you have both ??
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Then get back to Thailand, where you belong
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ack has rikbeen talking again
it's a bloody hindrence i tell you
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
he even showed me photos.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
appeals for sense of humour donors for mongy ;)


could you not spot the pogues reference?? come on, how do you dress yourself in the mornings barbie, putting your bra and panties on all by yourself
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# my funny bone was removed at birth
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# so which one is coming up the rear ?
thats the sort of thing they say when bets are involed isn't it ?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Betting and anal sex, yes.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# they should combine the two.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I bet £20 on an anal rupture
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# right i bet £30 on an sti being caught.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# £10 on poo making a cameo
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# what about a fiver on the guy from cameo making a poo ?
the one with the dodgy plastic cod piece.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# word up
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# christ i've got that stuck in my head now.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# enjoy
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# aaaaaahhh the cod piece is tooo much !
my poor eyes !
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# i'll get in on that
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i was gonna say
only when it's horses

but you've pretty much beaten me to it
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# they say
'the balls licked the hole' in golf and
'caught in the slips' in cricket and
'he's seen fit to pull him off' when you sub a guy on PES08
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# buy GTASA
and stop with all this sports malarkey. It's not good for you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# got it, done it, bored, next game pls
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Elder Scrolls Oblivion. Or Lego Star wars Complete Saga.
Just don't buy Jericho. It's shite.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i'm going all RTS at the moment
Defcon, Generals and the total war series
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Bollocks to shooty crawly not solid snake games.
FUCK OFF BLACK. Ruined them for life, did Black. All I could do was bounce from standing to crouching about 9 times and get shot.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i'm not a fan of subtle games i like games with nukes or vast armies
or even ones with shoving big fuck off guns in to peoples ears. stealth? no.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)
# bollocks to your complete saga
i had to buy them separately

can't get one goal in eps I-III think it's a case of dying too often to get enough coins :(

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# manwife is currently bumming the saga behind me as we speak.
I will have that bloody diner music in my head forever.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# bought em seperate as and when they came out
/geek
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Change ends
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# In "vole" d, eh?
Coming up the rear, eh? With voles, eh?

Bit of a Freudian slit?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you suspect she wants to come up the rear of a vole?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Don't we all, sometimes?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# God yes
*sighs*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)