westboro baptist curch to pick at the bits in the bible that prove a pre-decided point of view of one of their leaders and attempt to justify it by explaining that it's only what a giant sitting on a cloud asked them to do.
enough other people have translated it to their own wants over the years I thought it must be my turn by now.
It says "in the beginning there was a big bang, then stuff whizzed about and cooled off a touch and swirled and went hard. Stuff grew and we're now. the end. Live nice together now y'hear"
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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I like the "Stuff gre and we're now" line
it's enigmatic, has much potential for interpretation. I think it might mean "God hates fags".
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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ha! I spotted that and fixed it :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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Westboro Baptist Church is basically Fred Phelps
who is 79 and will die soon, and then the spell will be broken and rest of his family will shuffle their feet and stop being cunts.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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he's brainwashed the whole lot of them hard enough for it to continue for a while I reckon
or at least until the CIA storm in like it's WACO. ut seeing as they haven't already I assume they must be paying someone off, or their views are shared by the president.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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I don't think they're actually breaking any laws,
we're legally allowed to be cunts unto one another, this is an important freedom. Can't really have an abduction angle since they're his family.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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if only this were true
sadly, I imagine his legacy of hate and idiocy will be carried on.