newsletter subject line compoyou know the drill
let your fingers do ill
(let your fingers do ill
rob,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:19,
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something, something, heath ledger, something
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:20,
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something, something, Burt Ward
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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noit's fromt he simpsons
*shuffles off embarrassed*
(*shuffles off embarrassed*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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my finger, pointing at the screen from where I lay, here on the floor
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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didn't your parents ever tell you that it's rude to point? *points*
mugatu,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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A BYPRODUCT OF KAPLINSKI'S TROUSER SLIME Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21,
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westboro baptist curch to picket the writers strike
Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21,
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NEWSLETTER: HITTING YOUR INBOX LIKE A MILLION BULL ELEPHANTS IN MUSTH!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21,
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yup.when a male elephant is 'in the mood' it's called must.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23,
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Why?Edit- and why do you know?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25,
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actually it's musth,and its when their hormones sky rocket and they must have sex or else!
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth
(EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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westboro church to picket out of a tombola? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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CATARACTS!?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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Yes!as neither you nor I are on telly C]:0)
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25,
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Darn tootin'! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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I'll go with ^this^!(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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The B3TA newsletter: crash landing just short of your inbox
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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westboro baptist curch to p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-picket a penguin Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23,
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FOR SALE: Joker Costume - One uncareful owner
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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*Hangs head in shame*I wanted to make a joke about striking policemen being "policed" by miners on horseback, but I couldn't make a snappy headline out of it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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westboro baptist curch to pick their noses and eat it Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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westboro baptist curch to picket for the sake of srgument Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23,
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"pushing the boundaries of common decency" theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23,
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Preaching from the gospel of hate
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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Cue me trying to find a danish-english translation site.*hits self on head*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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it would indeed. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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i really don't care, as long as it contains a dig at those fucked up cunts at westboro baptists church Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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Never fear, B3ta is here! Now bend over like a good boy. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25,
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"Pissing Posters of by asking this question?"* All the good stuff gets shoved off the page
o_o
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25,
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To be fairit IS Rob's page. He is our glorious leader. Rob Wrong Ill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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Good pointwell presented..
"I am sorry Mr Rob"
* Pucker ups
("I am sorry Mr Rob"
* Pucker ups
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:02,
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Open wide for our link filled jism my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25,
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westboro baptist curch to pick at the bits in the bible that prove a pre-decided point of view of one of their leaders and attempt to justify it by explaining that it's only what a giant sitting on a cloud asked them to do. Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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I've written a Bibleenough other people have translated it to their own wants over the years I thought it must be my turn by now.
It says "in the beginning there was a big bang, then stuff whizzed about and cooled off a touch and swirled and went hard. Stuff grew and we're now. the end. Live nice together now y'hear"
(It says "in the beginning there was a big bang, then stuff whizzed about and cooled off a touch and swirled and went hard. Stuff grew and we're now. the end. Live nice together now y'hear"
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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I like the "Stuff gre and we're now" lineit's enigmatic, has much potential for interpretation. I think it might mean "God hates fags".
(,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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Westboro Baptist Church is basically Fred Phelpswho is 79 and will die soon, and then the spell will be broken and rest of his family will shuffle their feet and stop being cunts.
(,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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he's brainwashed the whole lot of them hard enough for it to continue for a while I reckonor at least until the CIA storm in like it's WACO. ut seeing as they haven't already I assume they must be paying someone off, or their views are shared by the president.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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I don't think they're actually breaking any laws,we're legally allowed to be cunts unto one another, this is an important freedom.
Can't really have an abduction angle since they're his family.
(,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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Can't really have an abduction angle since they're his family.
if only this were truesadly, I imagine his legacy of hate and idiocy will be carried on.
( Shiksa,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:50,
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BUTTER OUR ARSE AND FILL IT WITH JOY Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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Surprisingly less offensive than anything the westboro church publishes theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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Fighting the good fight against productivity at work my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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£3.5 Billion loss attributed to overly long lunch breaks barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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westboro baptist curch to picket archeological dig because it dis-proves their point and upsets them a little. Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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ROADWORKS OUTSIDE REHAB - WHITE LINES REMOVED The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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Is there gas in the car? Yes there's gas in the car!
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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this newsletter's fitted with a childproof cap, no joke. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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Not to be taken on an empty stomach Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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westboro baptist curch to picket Phillip Morris Products, because God clearly hates fags Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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The real reason Peter Hain resigned BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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BUT WHICH IS BETTER? WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH OR SCIENTOLOGY? THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT..... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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Free sleeping pills inside my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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Because ginger is beautiful my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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Oh, I wasn't being serious... my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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^not this^ ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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Crashing into your inbox like a gigantic undeclared donation my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PICKETS CRICKET WITH LEMONY SNICKET
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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THE REIGN OF HAIN SLIPS PLAINLY DOWN THE DRAIN The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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HA. THATS CLEVAH. WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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To: Heath Subject: Cheep Viagra, Codine, all the drugs you want! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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heheheevil this ^
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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westboro baptist curch to picket B3ta HQ because we called them shitty-cuntstains.....wait, we didn't? oh, well then, westboro baptist church are a bunch of shitty-cuntstains. Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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have they nicked your Smarties or something? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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NO GARY GLITTER/GEORGE BUSH JOKES THIS WEEK PLEASE The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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FREE NOOSE INSIDE. AND A GUN IN CASE THE NOOSE DOESN'T WORK WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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Folded like a plane to help Prince William learn how to fly.
Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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B3ta Newsletter - Taking some time off to clear its name BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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Easing you into the oncoming recession with pictures of kittens my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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easing you into oncoming kittens with pictures of the recession WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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B3ta: Stuffing your cock into a kitten for fun and profit.
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:58,
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westboro baptist curch to picket tom cruise' anus for various reasons... Just Flange,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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Showcasing the awesome power of boredom my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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wake up, the masseur's here . god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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Because you pathetic mortals won't realise our true agenda until it's too late my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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QUANTUM OF SOLACE? MY ARSE The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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hahahthe Americans will love that
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:38,
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They surely can't be using that as a title for the American release?There's just no way any of them will know what the fuck the words mean, let alone any context.
(
Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59,
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It's a strange one to be sureI remember when they had to change the title to 'Licence to Kill' from the original 'Licence revoked' because a lot of Americans questioned didn't know what the word revoked meant.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03,
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Probing our sticky fingers deep inside your inbox my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH STOLE MY H KEYand they are also cunts
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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We see dead people (The Dark Knight is released in cinemas July 25th, 2008) Victor Meldrew,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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batman gives up his no killing policy!:D
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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hehehwhat about
"WHY SO SERIOUS?
BECAUSE ITS A FUNERAL, YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT!"
(,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47,
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"WHY SO SERIOUS?
BECAUSE ITS A FUNERAL, YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT!"
Resigning for the good of the country my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:38,
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Winehouse is admitted into kebabunlike home Secretary
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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"They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is..." The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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Please support our sponsored killing spree. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:40,
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causing worldwide panic with frankly irresponsible financial behaviour WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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Bringing down the French banking system from the inside. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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Now available in Enema form my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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FLYING IN THE FACE OF AN ONCOMING WORLD RECESSION BY INCREASING THE INTEREST RATE 100% The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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i lolzed @ this WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49,
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We're even less responsible than the financial sector my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:44,
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Darker than Desmond Tutu's Underpants! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:44,
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Politician in financial scandle sock(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45,
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Driving inflation since 2001 my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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BED SPACE AVAILABLE IN ARKHAM ASYLUM The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49,
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Be very very quiet, we're hunting Hollywood actors my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49,
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Suffering from dual engine failure so you don't have to my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51,
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Welcoming the move to install b3ta in BA cockpits my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52,
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Inna-Gadda-Da-B3ta, Bay-beh, Dontcha know that I Luh-hove Yo-ooo?
David Dickinsons mangled face/ac
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53,
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coming through your inbox like a bulbous postman prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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THERE'S A WHALE IN THE THAMES AND IT'S WEARING YOUR MOMMA'S TIGHTS Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:02,
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