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[challenge entry] Have some controversy with your lunch

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(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# cross over chat bubbles
killed jesus
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah...
=/
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# it still made me laugh
inside
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ??
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I was trying to think who'd be the wrong man to perform an abortion
I thought of Jesus, but then I just made it a jab at fundie pro-lifers. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# If jesus went back in time
and performed a coat-hanger abortion on the Virgin Mary, then he would not exist to be able to go back in time so therefore he would get born as normal, and so would be able to go back in time, which means he wouldn't exist, so...

PARADOX!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# The subject is void
Because that's supposedly Mary Magdalen in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ah!
My bad. I thought she'd look more like a whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Sorry
I should have tarted her up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# LIES
Coathangers weren't invented back then, and he couldnt have taken one with him because then he would have mutated like Jeff Goldblum in Jurrasic Park (The Fly).

Ummmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Don't be daft
How did they hang up their robes then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# On Mules
Big tall ears you see.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Idea for another photoshop?
I think so!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Quick & Dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ah thank you.
Didn't see the C there, so forgot it was a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Malignant Narcissism
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2hlyYLYfU4
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# God, I hate Rush
so much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yup
but the video's kind of cool.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'd forgotten
just how much their music - at least most of it - sounds to me like the intro music to an sensationalist news show. THE INTERNET... TOOL OF SATAN!!! WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!!! NEXT, ON FOX NEWS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahah
so true, especially this piece
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# eep
paradox
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)