Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But can he do this:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:56,
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NUTS ON THE ROAD! NIM! NIM! NIM!
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ClanSoul,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:57,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:01,
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Or even
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:03,
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Next closest thing:

"God's Great Banana Skin" for the spoonerisms compo.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:03,
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NEEEOOWWW!!!
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Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:06,
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mock the week?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02,
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Yep.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02,
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Ah, not part of Imperial training
I bet he's red with envy though!
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:58,
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I wish I could do that.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:05,
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