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# Ha ha ha!
I love the some of the tales surrounding that spire. The best one is about a virgin getting married there and the spire had never seen one in Chesterfield before, so it twisted round for a look.
Or something.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
I heard that the devil sat on it and his tail gripped it really tightly.
I'm not surprised!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# the one i heard was that when micheal through the devil out of heaven thats where he landed
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Where i got the pic from
they blame the lead cladding being too heavy, as well as the builders being pissed!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# The truth is, it was a chimmney, funnelling all the prayers
up to God. But one morning he got fucked off and twisted it shut like the end of a packet of Polo mints, thus shutting off Chesterfield's prayer-funnel to God. He probably had a hangover or something.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)