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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

that

would explain a lot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

I'm not sure my mind is now stable enought to create a legible discussion

haha, *persists*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

it wears off after about an hour

i've just been put back on diet pills, so i'm getting 2-3 hours sleep a night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

That's fuck all, how do you cope?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

i've suffered from severe insomnia my whole life

i'm used to it by now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

I survive on

3-4 hours a night now and have done for years. I may get 5 hours if I get really steaming, comatose drunk the night before. I have a site meeting at 7 am tomorrow and around midnight I realised to my horror I was sober, so I'm hammering the bacardi in the hope I will get a few hours sleep. Insomnia is the worst curse.

And you Miss Monkey, why the pills? You are not an overly large lass if I recall?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

i'm larger than i appear

and have to lose weight in a hurry to have surgery. i could lose the weight naturally, but my health has pressed the issue somewhat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

ah in that case I approve.

Is this operation available at bupa? And just how long would I get free amphetamine before I absolutely, positively had to admit I don't actually need the op?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

pff

i'm actually having the surgery done in an ex-bupa hospital. they give you a morphine drip with a button. you press the button, you get morphine. they will take it off you, however, if you press the button too much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

you get them in the NHS too

they tend to only take them off you when they're empty as they're programmed to only work a specific number of times (normally once every 5 minutes) and the pain team are too busy to actually check the usage statistics of each patient, so unless you're in pain and it's having no effect they just leave you to it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

i want one of those set-ups

in my house

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)

think the hedgehog from hell

and a GP are required first.
the other thing they do (rarer) is to maintain an epidural for about 24 hours post op, this is annoying as it (usually) prevents physios getting patients up out of bed as they have no feeling in their legs

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

i just wish

i hadn't had to quit smoking before this op, it's steadily driving me nuts!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

tea is better than coffee

i normally use party rings, but morrison's didn't have any :( i've only got raisins, apples and USBless bourbons in my room :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

shortbread fingers ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

meh,

used to love em, then mum stopped buying anything else so went off em

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

i'm not a lover of biscuits

so i don't eat them very often. every now and again, though, i will treat myself to some shortbread. i've got some in the cupboard now, in fact, but my stomach is playing up enough as it is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

For what do you normally use party rings?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

to help me work

as you can see lack of party rings = me going on b3ta instead of polishing off my essay

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)