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okay so no one liked the woman......

btw : amazon are c*nts - they said my camera had been dispatched last wednesday - then on saturday they said - oh it hasnt been sent out - but it will be with you by tuesday. tuesday they tell me its still not been dispatched - but wont tell me why....!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)

now that

is nice.

and has no arse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

bu arse

is fantastic!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

maybe

but i prefer manly arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

*wiggles*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

*giggles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

*jiggles*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

*Biggles*

Chocks away!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

the other picture had manly arse.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

yes

but it was on scary madam mim woman

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

On a side note, I've been called a "macho asshole"

is that similar to manly arse? :)

I'm not, of course...

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

macho asshole is a bad thing, manly arse is something i want to sink my teeth into like a juicy peach

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

Well, like I said it was unjustified.

As is biting someone's arse.. I hope you don't draw blood.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

i just like to bite ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

;)

don't we all (well - some of the time...!)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

naked mans!

woo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

I like that one

because it reminds me of this one in style.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

i love your paintings

envies you! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

pish

it's just a learned technique. Requires no major skill.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)

wish i could learn it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

big soft brushes

splash it around until it looks remotely like something, add a touch of definition, call it art and profit. Any old drunk can do art, it is just making people believe you did something they can't do. Anyone can make their bed like a fucking cess-pit Tracy Emin, you bulldog-faced harridan. And don't get me started on Opie. The cunt.

edit:// oh and go mad with colours, it seems when you use strange and unusual colours it takes people's minds off how technically poor you are.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

yay!

/hates tracey emin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

choice of colours is quite important

and you choose wisely

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

haha, thank you very much.

but I was selective in my posting. I'm sometimes very mad with the colours. It's due to the fact I do a lot of this stuff whilst off my face.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

haha!

vibrant :D
don't ask me what the colours are, I is very colour blind

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

that

would explain a lot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

I'm not sure my mind is now stable enought to create a legible discussion

haha, *persists*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

it wears off after about an hour

i've just been put back on diet pills, so i'm getting 2-3 hours sleep a night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

That's fuck all, how do you cope?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

i've suffered from severe insomnia my whole life

i'm used to it by now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

I survive on

3-4 hours a night now and have done for years. I may get 5 hours if I get really steaming, comatose drunk the night before. I have a site meeting at 7 am tomorrow and around midnight I realised to my horror I was sober, so I'm hammering the bacardi in the hope I will get a few hours sleep. Insomnia is the worst curse.

And you Miss Monkey, why the pills? You are not an overly large lass if I recall?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

i'm larger than i appear

and have to lose weight in a hurry to have surgery. i could lose the weight naturally, but my health has pressed the issue somewhat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

ah in that case I approve.

Is this operation available at bupa? And just how long would I get free amphetamine before I absolutely, positively had to admit I don't actually need the op?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

pff

i'm actually having the surgery done in an ex-bupa hospital. they give you a morphine drip with a button. you press the button, you get morphine. they will take it off you, however, if you press the button too much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

you get them in the NHS too

they tend to only take them off you when they're empty as they're programmed to only work a specific number of times (normally once every 5 minutes) and the pain team are too busy to actually check the usage statistics of each patient, so unless you're in pain and it's having no effect they just leave you to it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

i want one of those set-ups

in my house

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)

think the hedgehog from hell

and a GP are required first.
the other thing they do (rarer) is to maintain an epidural for about 24 hours post op, this is annoying as it (usually) prevents physios getting patients up out of bed as they have no feeling in their legs

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

i just wish

i hadn't had to quit smoking before this op, it's steadily driving me nuts!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

tea is better than coffee

i normally use party rings, but morrison's didn't have any :( i've only got raisins, apples and USBless bourbons in my room :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

shortbread fingers ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

meh,

used to love em, then mum stopped buying anything else so went off em

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

i'm not a lover of biscuits

so i don't eat them very often. every now and again, though, i will treat myself to some shortbread. i've got some in the cupboard now, in fact, but my stomach is playing up enough as it is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

For what do you normally use party rings?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

to help me work

as you can see lack of party rings = me going on b3ta instead of polishing off my essay

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

Oh you misunderstand

I did like the woman, it's just she was creeping me out with her knowing look.

And I'm a straight woman, so therefore not predisposed to finding other women's bums sexually attractive. So I found other messages in it.

So I thought it was good art, because it gave me such a strong reaction.

I like this picture very much too. Very windy, much like today's weather.

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in vino veritas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

hehehe

cheers ivv - nah it wasnt that good - jsut experimenting with vectors and brushes. usually drawn to nudes as they are easier to do. :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

this is great

reminds me a little of prodigy69's work

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

cool

i like his stuff! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

flicking through your profile..

fm, there's some awesome stuff on there!

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

ahhh

thanks :D more here www.pompeysworst.co.uk/

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

that's absolutely smashing.

As for Amazon ask them how quickly your refund will be and can it beat you to the office of fair trading. Mention that you are fully conversant with the distance selling regulation ( even if you are not ) and won't be expecting them to dispute your right to a refund.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

good plan

i'm pissed of as i was really looking forward to getting it - now it looks like i'm gonna have to get it from somewhere else and its gonna cost more :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

model and price please.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

fuji s5700

£105

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

wow.

cameras have got a lot cheaper huh.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

true

i've wanted a new one for ages and ahve managed to get a bit of cash together

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

Well good luck actually getting hold of it!

If it ever turns up you'll have to let me know how it performs.. I'm on the hunt since a "friend" dropped mine.. grr...

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)

well all the reviews ive read

give it to marks - it was £200 a couple of months ago and itsnow down to £100 ish.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

i got my finepix f650 in the jan sale last year

for 50% off, was only planning on spending £250 at the time so was very chuffed when i walked out with a £300 camera, and £100 cash

very happy with the camera, but would probably go up to an SLR/fixed lens next time

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

I can find you

£105.74 plus delivery which is about £4 I think. I spend thousands with ebuyer and have used them for years.
www.ebuyer.com/product/128231

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

cheers sir!

shall check it out! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

*googles*

Ooh, that's rather nice.
£89.99 from here?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

oooh thats even cheaper!

cheers sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

I was going to say to you that you can

buy Fuji cameras refurbished ( they are often just returns that can't be sold as new ) direct from Fuji. I got my S8000fd from them for about £150.
Currently out of stock but if you stick to your budget you might find a higher model.

https://secure.fujifilm.co.uk/shop/consumer/digital/digital-cameras/d-slr-long-zoom/finepix-s5700

There is an F6500fd for £127.49 refurbed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

woo

thanks :D
edit : got a link??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

Here, ( i don't think b3ta likes https links )

https://secure.fujifilm.co.uk/shop/consumer/digital/digital-cameras/d-slr-long-zoom/finepix-s6500fd

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)

you nede to click linkify these days

secure.fujifilm.co.uk/shop/consumer/digital/digital-cameras/d-slr-long-zoom/finepix-s6500fd

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)

Ah that's just doubled

my fucking workload. Damn you b3ta *shakes fist*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

hehehe

thanks for the link :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

shake harder boy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

Ooooh

now this is nice :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

woo

thank ya :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

I believe

that I see a hidden gremlin in the leaves . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

hahhaha

probably - this is me after all :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

scrolled down to your woman.

looks a little masculine!

this is very nice though

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

yeah true

although she may be a he - who knows in this day and age :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

it's still very nice..

especially if you're into that sort of thing! :)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

cheers!

:) i think some TV/TS are amazingly feminine - but thats not to say they would be without makeup and a hell of a good shave :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

awww...

*hugs bipolar tree*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

hehehe

he's just windswept - get him a comb over and he'd be fine!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

*googles for tree-combs*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

woop

does a little dance! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

That's lovely, even though it's swearing.

It's not that I didn't like the picture of the woman..it's just..I'm finding it hard enough to sleep as it is.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

hahahaha

sleep whats that! i spent tonight watching the last 4 episodes of season 4 of buffy. interesting matrix rip of! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

I spent the last while and a half trying to sleep off my dread of Ravenholm.

/lost sleep over Shaun of the Dead

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

i thought Shaun of the Dead

was great - but scary too! :D love simon pegg!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)

It was great, but I couldn't sleep for a week.

A FUCKING WEEK.
And if you haven't played half life 2 and don't know what Ravenholm is:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenholm
I haven't even got there yet, either!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

zombies are great

but i dont really play games - well much. i've goto level 2 of futerama on ps2 and finished the simpsons on DS. but i spend most of my time going mad!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

Hahaha

zombies scare the shit out of me.
One of the worst things.
Other than spiders, but I know those exist, there's not much to the imagination there.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

ghosts get me

cant watch ghost films!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

^This too

Can't do anything to do with the dead.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

shaun of the dead kept you awake for a week?

i was only about 12 the first time i saw evil dead, i laughed my arse off! i had life-sized freddy krueger posters on my bedroom walls!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

evil dead or evil dead 2??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

Which is the one where she gets the twigs shoved up her fanny?

/league of gentlemen

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

both

but its more graphic in the first!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

Haha

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

evil dead

i've always been a horror fan, i snuck downstairs when i was about 6 to watch dracula prince of darkness. i was hooked after that!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

I just can't do horror films.

They are nasty blighters.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

my film collection goes

horror, horror, horror, horror, disney, horror, comedy, horror, horror, horror, fantasy

and repeat about 15 times

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

Mine goes anime comedy comedy harry potter

that's about it

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)

gore is where it's at!

have you seen braindead/dead alive?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

I have seen nothing to do with the horror genre

except what I've accidentally seen and lost sleep over on channel 4

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

you should try desensitising yourself

with some mildly scary stuff. strange as it may seem, i'd suggest goosebumps. i know it's a kid's show, but it can be a bit creepy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

I used to love that

it scared me, though!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

Yay sir! nice!

I like the twisted bark especially.

Mind if I pea this:

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Monty Propps, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

woo

thats really nice - what brushes did u use??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)

Very nice :)

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:49, archived)