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# say to her
'listen, bitch, if i want shit, i'll eat bran. get yourself out of my life before i rip your lips off and feed them to you.'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I so would
if I wasn't 5' tall and 100 lbs. Cos she's 5'5" or 5'6" and probably well over 100 lbs. >.<
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I feel so tall.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)
# i should do
but i spend my life stooped over so i can hear what the little people say

why can't everyone be normal sized like me?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# What are you, then,
like 7' tall?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)
# 6'1"
i do know taller people, but most people i know are 5'8" or less
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)
# ohh.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Shut up.
I actually grew an inch. So I'm 5'1". But still.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# :D
I'm 5'8"
But I feel short a lot of the time.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)
# God damn.
Everyone feels tall with me.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I know a girl called Mary
who is as tall as I was four years ago :P
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)
# How tall is that then?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Erm
I don't know.
Edit: looked it up...
It's erm..*cough*..
5'1"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *glares*
Of course.





;]
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)
# :]
:)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# haven't typed a smiley like
:) for ages. I always use :] now.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I use either.
I've got into the habit of saying x] now.
Silly Tomo giving me habits.
She also got me saying Welcome Back every time someone gets back from somewhere.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)
# hahah
that's kinda odd. The welcome back thing.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Heck
I remember when a smiley was a full three characters :-)

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:18, archived)
# bigger peoplew will usually respect you more
if you stand up to them. if you don't seem scared of someone bigger than you, they assume you're tough and won't mess with you
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# maybe in fantasy faggot land.
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SURVIVE IN THE POST APOCALYPTIC NUCLEAR WASTELAND WITH THAT ATTITUDE?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)
# COCKROACHES AREN'T VERY BIG
AND THEY WILL BEAT US ALL
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i'll survive
by gutting you and wearing your skin as a radiation shield, thus keeping me alive and mutation free as i loot and pillage everything i need to live
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)
# hell yeah
that's the spirit


I'll have shot you with a hunting rifle from miles away before you got near me to do that, though, of course.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)
# from miles away? really?
hear that rustling in the bushes?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)
# OH SHI-*ghaarrkh*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *dons shada suit*
heheheh

COME ON, OBLIVION, I'M READY FOR YOU!!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Please do.
And fast.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)
# that's hardly romantic, is it?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)
# no
but some bitches need a kicking, especially if they're picking on someone smaller than them
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)