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# i'll save you,
then you can sweep my castle and submit to my every whim.

and you can have a bed and one meal a day.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# With or without Jaffa Cakes?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# you can have asda's own 'jaffa' cakes.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# or Aladin's Jafar cakes
... classic current homour there.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# or even Jafar's Fruit Scones
... classic currant humour there.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hello? hello?
I'm dressed up as a fucking dragon here. You could at least acknowledge me, even fearless warriors go to the lengths of acknowledging that a fucking 6ft dragon is nearby.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I don't know if you've ever seen a dragon, Sir,
but from memory they seldom wear wellingtons and a tutu at the same time... I fear you may have dressed yourself as a day release.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I've got a lighter, so that makes me a dragon
just try me.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *Swoons*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ah, now, eh?
now, you come over all swoony. *grumbles*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *kicks in nuts*
quiet you!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *flames*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# haha!
i soaked myself in water all night!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)