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# Today's episode


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# try saving out as a gif, it'll be much smaller and less splodgy on the text
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I know, I know...
The originals were created at that size and I can't resize them without going back and redoing all the texts and fills. I'm just lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# How about this?
36kb gif. Why am I helping?! It's not like me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# PEEEEE-N-GEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I don't get the punchline, I'm sorry
so instead I shall choose to say that the lady who bought nappies should not be wearing those leggings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# not if she's wearing the nappies
she'll get through those leggings in no time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# This is true.
I used to have a pair of leggings when I was small. They had a sort of blue pattern like the plates do.

erm.....

WILLOW PATTERN. Yeah, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i'm pretty sure
mine were all red or those white ones with the little holes in. no, wait, that was tights. i always wore skirts and dresses, still do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I'm buying another skirt soon
It's got Run DMC on it. It's BRILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i tend to spend my housekeeping money on them
if i see an out fit i like that i really can't afford, i will buy a £1 scratchcard. if i win enough money, i will buy the outfit. if i don't, i won't. this approach has bought me about 17 new outfits since last year!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Punchline =
the woman in the misjudged leggings has bought nappies as she has discovered online shopping. So she can poo herself without stopping shopping. and maybe wee too.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# substitutiary locomotion!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *gets chased
by a suit of armour*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *feels slightly ashamed for knowing what it is at my age*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You're only 3
years older than me! Nothing to be ashamed of!
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# oh yeah?
i have dvds of mulan, the little mermaid, shrek, harry potter 1-4, the wizard of oz, labyrinth, hercules and ferngully. oh, and no kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Well.
I'm a 30 year old male and have Labyrinth, Shrek, Dark Crystal, The Wizard of Oz (possibly my favourite film ever at the moment), The Muppets Christmas Carol, Short Circuit, numerous teen comedies such as Mean Girls and Teen Wolf. And no kids.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# god, i forgot about the dark crystal!
i've got that on video! my favourite was pinocchio for years, but then hercules came along...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Hercules is
brilliant. I remember seeing it at the cinema. My favourite bit is when the hair gets blown out.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# yes!
that's why i've got the dvd! i wore the video out, rewinding that bit and watching it over and over again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# 125.64k for shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# that's Waitrose for you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# LOL!
Just about to post a new tablet portrait BTW, just uploading it at the mo, but at a friends who has a slow connection, so be a few minutes yet...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Their doughnuts are the shittiest ones in the world.
They're all oil and sugar, and bloody crappy cake that tastes curiously like stale bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Here's 20p
Get yourself some bandwidth. Peasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Don't call people from Kent peasants.
They get very offended.

Well if they will insist on talking like that. Sorry, TAWKIN LYKE THA'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# here's a plastic cock...go fuck yerself!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *Bums*
Oops, missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)