I know...
and that chapter where he claims to have trained shrews to wear shoes and play the blues is almost as unbelieveable as the one where he claims to have personally replaced the Royal family with one very large bee.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49,
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yes
that quite annoyed me, i was rather fond of the idea of being ruled by a giant bee
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52,
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