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# enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# that definatley WON'T get the kids set up for all day at school!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I have a lovely spliff all to myself every morning
whilst watching the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# haha!!
does it make the news seem more... real!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It makes Bill Turnbull seem normal
when really he's just as stoned as I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i can't smoke before going to work
my meh levels are low enough already
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Me neither
I prefer a can of special brew
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# crack off the wifes tits for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Your wife is made out of meringue
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or ice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or brandy snaps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Meringue better for sexytiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# They melt when wet
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Better than ice.
Imagine getting stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's true love, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# /Paul Daniels
That's MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# yeah cos having a wife that melts into nothing when wet would be right sexy
*twirls index finger next to temple*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# So you'd rather have a wife that you stick to with your bellend
who will also melt due to the heat created by the warm arts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# if...
but...

shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# As long as it has tits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I prefer it when women are made from
the stuff you normally have them made from... dematologically tested silicone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# why would she get wet?
you mean in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I think someone's into watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You could fashion some sort of
impenetrable cape.

/Raincoat.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you're suggesting that you fashion a wet suit for your ice wife
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You say this like he's fucking mental or something.
Seems perfectly rational to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# because you're fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# SLANDER
I shall see you swinging from the highest yard arm in the docks for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ma-an
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# There's the rotter, officer
He is a slanderous oaf of the first water, and I wish to have him executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha!
you will always remebers this day as the day you almost caugh... oh - you've caught me.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes it is.
Mental would be making a wetsuit for my ice lady, but using Fire as a raw material!

Oh how we laughed.

/runs off
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'd love if you could make me something out of fire.
I would like a little cat made out of fire. I'd call him fireypuss, and I could set him on gentlemen callers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# But how would you have
cuddle tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ice based mittens!
And perhaps an ice apron for chesty hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Oh that's excellent
I'm glad you thought of that for me. I was thinking I'd have to become a fireman and get some of those fetching big trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha!!
'meh level'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It cheers me up for the inevitable 'drag self kicking and screaming'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i done it once
i didn't do a bit of work all day

and i had a headache from concentrating too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
I think you may need to have it built up into your system during your childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I took an E before going to work once
I'd been up all night and thought it would help.

I don't rememeber anything from that day, except watching The Thing when i got home.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# The Thing's a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Even I can spot the obvious flaw in that plan
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I know that NOW!!!
I was young and full of stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You were being fisted by Jade Goody?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# and drugs, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# O_O
you don't know me very well do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't read your bloody biography, dude.
You've never told me much about your childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that's cos i don't really remember it
i was stoned all the time




*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hang on,
you told me you was an orphan in the local nunnary and now you're the vicar of a small community in scotland that had never heard of whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's right
but we have a massive marijuana plantation in the nunnery gardens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ahhh!
you left that part out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# what part?
sorry, my memory's not waht it once was
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# don't read his biography
it's very self indulgent and he makes outrageous claims about knives
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# he also
accuses chestnuts of being lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well they are
making children knock them out of trees with sticks instead of just falling out like every other cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I know...
and that chapter where he claims to have trained shrews to wear shoes and play the blues is almost as unbelieveable as the one where he claims to have personally replaced the Royal family with one very large bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# have you ever stood next to the "queen"
she buzzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yes
that quite annoyed me, i was rather fond of the idea of being ruled by a giant bee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# they are not outrageous claims!
watch

*twirls*

OW, ME PINKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I just cannot imagine that
I have never really been in to recreational drugs in any way, but having a joint in the morning seems as weird to me as having a pint (in the morning).
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I've done that too, but only when young.
Please take into the equation my extremely high tolerance to all THC based narcotics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# It wasnt a judgement
At all, I cant tell you are 'a normal', it just seemed like soemthing that my body would reject. Much the same, I assume, as having a 8am pint.

Saying that, I havent ever tried it. Perhaps I should crack open an Erdinger tomorrow morning!
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Do you drive?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# My wife mad!
thanyou, thankyou, I'm here all week, try the Veal.

Errrm, yes I do drive, and i'm not even married (yet).
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# If bloody only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ^this
very, very hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# im sure you could make them yourself
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'm sure I could.
If I could be arsed.


Weetabix looks quite difficult to make though. What's it all stuck together with?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hopes and dreams.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# !
MOTHER FUCKER - GET OUT OF MY HEAD mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hope
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# dream
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hello cheeky chops
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *giggles*
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# and s
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *has hope and dream*
*buys s*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that's right
SHOPES AND DREAM

*winner*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# shopes?
i shopes my arshe, but only in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# that's because you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# what is the correct way, o master?
teach me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# sand
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# strong nuclear force
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# weak electro magnetic potency
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# physics ftw
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yay
clever b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# baby animals
and fear.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Milk?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# my cousin
had something like that on a t-shirt many years ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# well as something so simple, bindun-ness was a certainty
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
bloody stuff always makes me really edgy, i hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# wouldnt know
je suis a weed virgin
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# me too!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# stay that way
in my humble opinion it's waste of time and money. and in my experience it turns perfectly lovely folk into complete arseholes who i generally want to just bugger off and come back when when the effects have worn off.

edit/ i should add i feel much the same with drunks, and folk on most other subtances, i've tried a few but they don't agree with my temperament, i'm much nicer and better company clean .
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I tried it a couple of times
and the only effect it had on me was to completely drain the blood from my head, feet, hands and cock and make me want to vomit up my pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I have personal guidelines about the stuff
1. To be taken sober. No mixing with booxe.
2. To be taken with mates at home or anyplace where you know you will be sleeping.
3. To be taken in moderation.
4. Most importantly but probably difficult for those in the UK. Know your source or only smoke the plant not resin. Make sure what you have resembles a plant that is untouched.
/'pot's pot for dummies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i'd buy that for a dollar!!
and on this topic i have recently taken to munching half-gram bags of weed when drunk and without papers, rather than smoking it.
What do you eat when you're drunk that you really shouldn't?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ass
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# nice!
have some chips with that, BRAW!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# chips are a bit soft, ill go for the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fried egg butties
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oh. fuck. yes.
i don't agree though, i think egg butties SHOULD be eaten when drunk, and sober.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i try to avoid fried foods
i look enough like a number 8 as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oh yeah now this one is shared by most people i think, a common affliction of the beer.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ad when you consider the actual badness
inside the thing.

Vile.

(unless its a PROPER kebab)
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well, it is the Merkin pronounciation after all! ;)
NEVER make hash cake, then get the munchies, and then that's the only sweet thing in the house.

Fatal!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# been there, done that
wore the look of horror when all i could see for 2 hours was tiny coloured triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Trouble is...
eating it is too hit and miss. It takes quite a while to take effect and you can't regulate it. You may ingest too much but only realise it a couple of hours later by which time it's too late to do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# especially
if you've had a couple of mitsubishis as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I don't eat cars either
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# don't you?
not even that cakey skoda?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha a vicious vicious circle i suppose...
*plots to replace all of WiL's munchy goodies with Mushroom and Hashbased baked products*

*whistles innocently*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You're fecking mad
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# no.......
simply too lazy to go out and buy papers.
Don't worry, i swallow it whole mostly, to avoid the taste. Trouble is, i SWEAR the next day i can feel it in my stomach, it's like the rest of me wakes up reasonably straightlaced and decent, but my stomach is still stoned as a saudi stripper.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# myself whole
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# shit........just...like......shit, man.
how do you manage that? it's surely impossible shirley?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# jizz
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiice, pineapple flavoured?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)