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# I intend on slapping Dixon on the arse if I make it to a bash this summer
not in a sore way. In a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You won't be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Oh fuck, I have to stand up now and leave the building.
*thinks of Anne Widdecombe felching Bernard Manning's incontinent arse*

ahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
I once thought about staring right up the arse of bernard manning, while trying to ward off the vinegar strokes. It worked a treat.

Edit: I realise that this message perhaps does not convey exactly what I meant, but I hope some will understand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i'm surprised it didn't work too well and kill your
erection off completely
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it kind of did
I told her it was her fault.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# What a gent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# If that doesn't convey exactly what you meant,
then I fear for what you actually meant to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I think it looks like I was imply that
I was warding of the vinegar strokes while imagining staring up Manning's arse, while what I really meant was that I was using the thought of Manning's arse as a dulling mechanism to ward off the money shot while engaging in a bit of horizontal jogging with a lady friend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# See now, the latter of the two is exactly what I thought you'd meant.
...and was wondering if indeed I had been mistaken. You've simply confirmed that we are of a like mind in this instance. I'll not trouble you further, good sir. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)