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# what is a Zoroastrian?
is that a believer in the teachings of Zorro?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# apparrently:
a Persian religion founded in the 6th century B.C. by the prophet Zoroaster, promulgated in the Avesta, and characterized by worship of a supreme god Ahura Mazda who requires good deeds for help in his cosmic struggle against the evil spirit Ahriman


but I like your version better.
Anyway, you'd best ask Dr Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:56, archived)
# thus sprach
crouchingbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Zarathrusta?

great tune.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)
# "also sprach"
or "thus spoke" in english.
/pedantic know-it-all
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)
# fucksocks
i must sack my researcher
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)
# sorry!
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)
# does Ahura Mazda
use a Wankel Engine?

car engine joke, there. Sorry if any minority gods have been offended
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Wankel Rotary Engine
lovely


(grunties)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)