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# :o
you first :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# the only boxers i have don't fit me. they belong to someone else.
so i have no boxers to do it with ! ooer !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# wasnt that the idea? :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# well i need to be wearing the boxers so i can then take them off
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I'm wearing boxers
so you can get naked.
I CAN USE DRUNKEN LOGIC TOO
AND I'M NOT AS DRUNK SO MINE IS BETTER FOR EVERYONE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# but i have to be wearing boxers
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# wait there...
*throws boxers at you* CATCH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# too small. i've got a fat arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# my kinda woman!
:D
*breaks glass in case of emergency*
quick! put these on!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# what on ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# my emergency boxers
they're elasticated - one size fits all!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# wahey !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *sets camera up*
right! go go go :D
ACTION!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# god i feel like i'm in fame.
*does*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *watches inbox*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I've never heard it called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# lol
mailbox
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# No
I'm wearing boxers, so you can take off anything you're wearing. It works, don't argue, or I'll send you to your room without supper.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i'm in my room and i've not had any suppper yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# ^This also
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You're like some boozed-up Mr. Spock
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Well I'm not really drunk, I've only had two.
But it's good enough to counter her drunken logic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha
two would kill me!
/super light weight
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Haha!
I used to get pissed on three.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# thing is...
i'm drunk after two... but im like that for however many more you can pour down my neck until i fall over (normally about 8ish)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# But you said with the boxers off.
They're irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# you cannot argue with my drunken logic. now get yer kecks off and camera out !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Unfortunately I have no camera.
Oh what a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# use the medium of paint :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I've tried that before, it just messes up the shower afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# hmm
*thinks*
*can't think of anything but kittyvomit's bottom*
dammit - *thinks again*
oh yes...
how about paper?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# as bernard from black books said
"I don't know if it was "nice", but it was... huge! So there was this enormous sense of value"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# wasnt that the comedy with bill bailey?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yes it was !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *has all 3 series on DVD*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# good boy !
"The way he's captured the look-the way the cow's looking over there and we can't see what the cow's seeing. You know maybe the artist's saying cow's know something... we don't."

i want to marry dylan moran
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# huzzah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# you win a booobie prize !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Yay boobies!
*dances*
*awaits boobage*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yes, and you need to watch all of them right now.
Fucking aceness.

Who is this rudderless hippy? How do I get away from him? Has he got a hunting knife strapped to his shin?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
#
Bernard: Where's my cure?
Manny: It's not my fault you're hungover.
Bernard: It is your fault! If I lived with a normal person, there wouldn't be so much to blot out.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# FIZZYMAKEFEELNICE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)