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# I just got back from that. It was good fun.
I was terribly shy and didn't mingle much.
I did get complemented on my ace voice, though.

I avoided being photographed. I got caught by Joe Scaramanga's phone once but I think that was it.

I did get to meet InVinoVeritas and she is as lovely in real life as she is on the interweb. I'm a cunt in both versions of life.

[edit] so that was Amoebaboy with the harmonica? Smashing.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# glad you made it out chief
good night had by all i hope

(also - yes verity is super lovely)
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Yes she is. I was talking to a lady and Joe Scaramanga was talking about
James Bond theme tunes. He mentioned Shirley Bassey and I said "Ooh, that's where I got my b3ta name from."
She said "Are you a b3tard, then?" I said "Yes, Bingowings. Pleased to meet you."
She said "I'm Verity. InVinoVeritas." and I shouted "YOU FUCKING RULE!" and did the "we're not worthy!" thing.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# rock and roll
:)
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# It's a bit like rock and roll because I missed my train and had to pay some cunt forty quid
to drive me home, which took twenty minutes

And then I snorted coke off his bell-end.

And by his I mean her, and by coke I meant nothing .

And by bell-end I mean I paid him forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, the bell-end!

Which means I meant: And then I snorted nothing off her I paid forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, and that doesn't make any sense at all.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)