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*grabs pulse rifle*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

monkey!!

we are leaving!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

i got a bad feeling about this drop

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

Crowe, you always say that....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

somebody wake up hicks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

Look into my eye

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

a day in the marine corps is like a day on the farm

every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade, i LOVE the corps!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

have you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

This has *got* to be b3ta's favourite film...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

b3tards mostly come out at night

mostly

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

it's my number 2 film of all time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

what's #1 then?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting to b3ta

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

jaws.

best. film. ever.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

I really do think you might be me.

In other news, work is shit, people are cunts and it's only you lot keeping me calm at the moment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

*applies special calming lotion to the Cap'n*

Better?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

:D my mind's far too dirty for your sensitivity.

You're a lovely chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

*massages feet*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

Oh I really do need this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

well

there's enough room for 2 in my clothes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

~~clothes~~ bed

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

there's enough for at least 6 in there ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

i think you and the captain'll need plenty of room

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

i am rather fond of starfish impressions

and i have been likened to scarlet...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

good lord...

*loosens tie*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

*tightens straps*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

hurk!

my blood supply!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

*considers necrophilia*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

*shakes*

Ohhhhh don't say things like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

why?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

because now she wants to be inside your clothes.

with you still in them.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

Well she does need my sevices

more so than manwife.

*prepares hire form*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

hmm

do i agree to the terms and conditions?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

Oh there's nothing to worry about there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

it's just one payment of £19.99, the six monthly payments of £9.99?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

oooh price has gone down again then

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

i'm both cheap and nasty ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

not bad... for a b3tan..

*squirts white fluid*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

get away from her

you BITCH!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

well i never!

*walks off*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

guess she don't like the cornbread either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

ahhhhh

absoultely badasses!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

let's pack 'em in!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

THEY'RE DEAD, OKAY? Can I go now?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

remember

short, controlled bursts

deja vu from yesterday somewhat

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

well, there goes our salvage guys.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

you always were an asshole, Gorman

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

close your eyes, baby

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

you always say that. you always say "i got a bad feeling about this drop"

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

how many drops is this for you, lieutenant?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Bad Call? Burke those people are DEAD!

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

i'm gonna see they nail you right to the wall on this one

right to the wall

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

Bishop, you did ok.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

I prefer the term Artificial Person, myself

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

and you, you little shithead,

you're staying here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

*meows*

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

where d'you want 'em?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Bay 5, please

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)