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[challenge entry] move over, na-tache-a...

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(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# got
milk?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# 'STACHE
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I wander what she's been up to...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Career progression.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I lol'd. irl.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# If you squint at that it looks like a little skyline.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I have a little skyline
410bhp twin turbo. Cars GMTFH ( now I have nothing actually to do with my horn )
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# bobbing for apples?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Drinking milk. High in calcium. Milk. Udders, cow. Milk.
Sweet, sweet milk.

Or she's had some man-jazz squirted on her mushky.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# drinking sherbert?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Choad-sherbert.
Choabert.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# i went skiing with him once
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Like the cleaning of a house..it never ends.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Can we please stop
making me want to headbutt my lovely monitor?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# bin
dun?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I love you captain
but I'm not climbing over her to get to you.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Floaty boats and all that.
I'd rather fuck me, personally.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I'm not saying you would not get it ;)
*amends surprise sex list*
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Oh no mate.
I'm not having your Kaplinskipoxed willy anywhere near my tender young flanks, thank you.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I fucking hate Natasha Kaplinski!
The cum-guzzling jizz-necking fucktard.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# see compo pg. 5
it's not pretty, like our Kate is.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# shitty fuck!
that image has been retouched so much she almost looks fit
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I think
its a pencil drawing.

edit:// or the digital equivalent.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# meh
she's a tedious wankbag
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I love you Micto
but I would not climb over her to get to you.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# good
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Cor
She gives me the raging horn, BUT THEN as I discovered earlier, an even fitter weather forecaster turned up

All whilst I was burning supper
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# forecasters should be shot.
the ignorant cunts. Chesire, clear skies, blah blah, best place to see eclipse blah blah, wonderful, blah blah.
Well how does fucking freezing with a half set up telescope, overcast and fogging over sound? Blah blah. Cunts.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I'M FUCKING SORRY, ALRIGHT!
:)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)