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# I HAVE A HENRY!
He does yum down all the lovely dusty cocaine. Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Is it me or are they the most amazing
hoovers ever? Fuck you James Dyson! You cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# They are ace beyond ace.
And because of the face I don't feel so mental wandering around the house, waffling to him and saying 'come on Henry, we've got to snort the bathroom now'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I can so see you doing this...
You are lovely, do you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# :D
You're very sweet to think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# So true!
They are awesomness embodied!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Yes they are.
Henry for the win.

Rather embarassingly, mine got caught 'round a corner the other day, and was peeping out.

I called over Mrs Vagabond to have a look at how naughty he looked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant! Ive been lucky enough to have 2 jobs where I got to use a Henry :)

/sentence of the week blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D This doesn't sound embarrassing at all.
Like I said, I talk to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Now with improved sound system :)
www.affordablegroup.co.uk/acatalog/numatic_homecare_range.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# oooh I want a George as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# George
At asda?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I'm not loaning him to Asda.
We don't have one of them in my town anyway. We've got two tescos and a sainsburys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ay oop
Reet Posh rand your way lass.
Pound saver n lidl on the island
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Expect this to be quoted back at you out of context :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)