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# *fans self with tour tickets*
They'd best be fucking shit hot or I will turn them BOTH inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# They do tend to repeat jokes a lot..:S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# And just make up any old crap
Swan envelopes!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It's true.
They have repeated one or two* from their tour in series three.

*pfft
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hence the threats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hence me being more excited about
more Desperate Housewives than a live tour of the Boosh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Don't touch me!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Never touch me!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Not even when we're out buying..
..hammocks.

We do that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Thanks to the Boosh Live DVD
I now say '*insert city name* YOU CHEEKY BITCH!'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahah!
"I don't care if you're filming a dvd, I'll take my own sweet time!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahah
'Top shelf! How you feeling?' Thanks to that, I think Boosh Live, and picture people sitting in shelves. Then I saw Hexachordal's promo for his album and now I picture him curled up on that shelf. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Creepy tom
creepy creepy tom tom!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'm going off like this
Monkey haands and frooozen legss.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The ultimate combination!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I once did that through ASDA.
Me and dad have competitions to see who can get the strangest looks while we're shopping, because we both hate it.
I won that time.
He spent the entire time pretending to be a mong once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
mofaha and I get strange looks in the grocery store all the time. But we make up songs and, like, make faces/noises at the groceries, have fist fights, etc. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# My dad acted out the whole of "Us and them" in the car once.
My favourite bit was his impression of the line "we're only ordinary men"

Can you guess what he did?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I went to ASDA just before,
and contemplated on setting off a Coke and Mentos rocket then legging the fuck out of the store.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I will, but here's the catch.
I have just pciked them fresh off the shelves and not paid for them.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Leave money
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Good idea.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)