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# THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS ON THE EARTH THAN HUMANS!


Thusly, I am scared of chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Are there really?
Are there more cats than humans. i really need to know. for science.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Yes, which is why they're always in packs when they come for your blood.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Pfft


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Plastic is stuck to my finger through
staticness.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Makes me happy
when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# It makes me flail abit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahah
the mental image I get is quite amusing. You're an utter spazz in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I flail all the time.
True story.

The other day someone said to me that their boyfriend had been possessed by barney.
So i jumped up and yelled "exorcism time!" and flailed abit.

^college is insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Barney?
Like, the purple dinosaur? I was always scared of him. And his voice was fucking freaky.

My mom's cell phone started buzzing and ringing so I jumped out of my chair and had a flailing and coughing fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Yup.
That very "dinosaur".
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hahahah
Does he have a British accent in England?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Aw.
That's kinda disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I heard a Barney rhyme:
I love you, you love me,
We're a happy family,
With a click click bang, and a bullet too the head,
Whoopsie daisy Barney's dead!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Over here it's:
I love you, you love me,
let's get together and kill Barney.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I like it when the lifty-up bit of my graphics tablet sticks to my hand.
It crackles :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# YOU crackles.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# There are.
And I don't think so...the chickens thing i know, because, well...I collect useless facts somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'm trying to work out how long it would take to destroy the earths cat population,
through masturbation.

God killing kittens and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# You just want a better excuse than
"I'm trying to see if it makes my palms hairy"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# So's your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# eat more chickens.
this will help to redress the balance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^^ sage advice
mmmm, sage. and onion.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# get stuffed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)