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# i have lovely bacon
and you don't.

freak
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:49, archived)
# mornin' septic bird
x
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:50, archived)
# septic?
like septic tank?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:52, archived)
# septic tank
yank
*edit* no offence
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:53, archived)
# better than what I was thinking
wank
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Wash your mind out with soapy water
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I've just filled the tea kettle
with dishsoap and boiling watter.

could I just pop my brain into that for a min? Would that do?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Can do...
though the kettle's probably not the best thing to use, your coffee's gonna taste of brains & soap from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:00, archived)
# It's better than what it was tasting of before
something vaguely like used sock
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
# you should clean your hosiery in the washing machine like everyone else then
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
# washing machine!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOO they'll get runs (I think you call them ladders, something ladders?)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# How do your socks get diarrhea?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:11, archived)
# just don't start
about full stops and periods
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:12, archived)
# periods....at this time of the morning
please....
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# You child.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:15, archived)
# you love it
you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# nice
with gravelly bits in the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# more
of a fine grit. better to pretend it was just sugar that hadn't quite disolved.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Dr
who?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:56, archived)
# You're here
does that mean the morning shift can officialy start?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Why yes,
I suppose it does.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Hoorah!
and lashings of Ginger Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# queer?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Rectum?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# nearly killed him
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# nope
just slightly camp.

Thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Oh yes,
topping!
I say,what are those two rum looking fellows up to over there?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Hey! It's the pretty girl,
With the pretty lips... How have you been?
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:54, archived)
# better than you apparently
who smells of vomit?
(It isn't me)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:58, archived)
# *sniff*
nope, not you - Marlboro lights & stale beer, yes but not vomit.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# that isn't me either
I smell like shampoo (just washed my hair) and I possibly also smell like bacon.
edit: nope, not bacon, toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# washed your bacon
oh er missus!
*edit* did you edit that message? damn it, this makes no sense now....i need more coffee to kick start me this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# fixed it
you pedant
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:10, archived)
# poop
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I will not
you coprophiliac
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:14, archived)
# You do have a dirty mind, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:15, archived)
# she's starting to warp mine
*edit* and my mind!

fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# no
I've just given it a nice soak in the kettle, as ordered.
/innocent eyelash flutter
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Don't try your feminine whiles on me, pal
I'm immune.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# you find brain soaking
to be particularly feminine?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Women have cleaner minds than men
They change them more often.

(C) 1973 Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Bacon flavoured toothpaste?
What a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I've been told (by the english b/f) that mine
tastes like ralgex
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Ralgex
its a muscle relaxant for sporting injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I assume
that it's menthol-ey and makes your eyes water?

we call it IceyHot, but my toothpaste doesn't taste like IceyHot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Probably smells like it
kind of mentholy - aniseedy & stings like hell in your eyes or any cut.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Nah,
You smell like a wonka bar, sweet and full of fudge.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
#
beg your pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)