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# HUSH.
And I've got better converse (style) trainers than he does, mine are covered in black sequins and have lime green laces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I want a fedora (slightly wider brimmed than a standard trilby)
and a really long raincoat, so I can go around narrating myself in a husky bitter voice like a 1950s noir private detective.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# This is what I do.
My trilby has a slightly (we're talking mm) wider brim than it should, and the coat's a heel length black woolen one with a proper lapel collar that STANDS UP.

It was a tenner, and the hat was free!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Gargh!
Where the hell did you find them?

On a side note, I also have a circa 1950s Soviet Union helmet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# The Coat was new from a local cheapy shop called QD.
The hat was from....somewhere... and my mate Kim gave it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# lies!
you just want to look like the mask!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I REFUTE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# you know you want to really
mmm, just imagine that bald, green head...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I have a calf length
woolen coat, black, and stand up collar. Also, skull and crossbones buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# You can be my first assistant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Captain Wow and KillerKitti, travelling through time and space righting wrongs.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *performs wrongs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I have a Chepstow
which is a bit like a cross between a Trilby
and a fedora. from James & Locke Hatters
of London (my ex bought it for my birthday)

my hair is too big to wear it at the moment
though
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)