HahahahBut I must ask:
Why would I compliment them on their knives? x]
(Why would I compliment them on their knives? x]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:50,
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Y'know, sacrificial blades? That kind of thing?"Ooh those are lovely sharp knives you have there. I love sharp things.."
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ClanSoul,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:53,
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AhahahahI am going to do that.
"I bet that one could cut through bone real lovely and quick. Mind if take a look at it?"
("I bet that one could cut through bone real lovely and quick. Mind if take a look at it?"
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:55,
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Yes! :DMy Gran had a knife she called the devil knife because it was so sharp :P
In fact, tell them
"My friend's Gran had a really sharp knife called the 'Devil knife'. I loved using that knife. She's dead now, though..."
(In fact, tell them
"My friend's Gran had a really sharp knife called the 'Devil knife'. I loved using that knife. She's dead now, though..."
ClanSoul,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:57,
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HahahahahI'm going to!
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:05,
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This just in:We also have to stop at my aunt's house. I will kill myself with their kitchen knives.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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But if I kill myselfaren't I already dead?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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Oh...then I'm missing the point. xp
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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will you all pleeeeeeeeeeeaseSTOP TALKING ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
ITS ANNOYING AND ITS MAKING YOU SMELL OF ONIONS!
(ITS ANNOYING AND ITS MAKING YOU SMELL OF ONIONS!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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Seeing as most religious types in America think atheism is satanism and murderous anywaythat's unlikely to catch them unawares. What you'd really need to do is wait for the question of morality to come up.
Then say: "Even ignoring the shaky ground of validility and taking the bible in its own context, morality and sins are dubious to say the least.
Given that god himself is omniscent and all knowing, past, future and present; that makes all philosophical insight to the acts of Adam and Eve redundant.
As the very act of placing the tree in the garden of Eden and informing the two of its presence, would be with the very intention of making Adam and Eve taste the fruit.
As such, god's foresight discards any morality or ethical system; as his very actions have been the cause for all sin, immorality and wrong doings."
Then take a sip of drink and ask if you can use the bathroom.
(,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09,
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Then say: "Even ignoring the shaky ground of validility and taking the bible in its own context, morality and sins are dubious to say the least.
Given that god himself is omniscent and all knowing, past, future and present; that makes all philosophical insight to the acts of Adam and Eve redundant.
As the very act of placing the tree in the garden of Eden and informing the two of its presence, would be with the very intention of making Adam and Eve taste the fruit.
As such, god's foresight discards any morality or ethical system; as his very actions have been the cause for all sin, immorality and wrong doings."
Then take a sip of drink and ask if you can use the bathroom.
Perhaps refer them to the Bill Hicks sketch about the 'prankster God'
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11,
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